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"If I sent you the answer"

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If I sent you the answer
It would never be the real answer
The one that lies inside you.


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The Coat Stand

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April

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The First Snowdrop

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One Liner

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Went to this outdoor choral event at Hampton Court. Well, it was just amazing.

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Tom Swifty

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“I can eat more than you any day”, Tom scoffed.


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Tom Swifty

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“My girlfriend got stuck to the chair”, said Tom gloomily.

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Riddle

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I’m always around you

But never seen.

What am I?

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Double Take

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Q. Dear Auntie, 

What’s the best way to organise a wedding in space?

A. Dear Jane 

Plan it.



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Cracker Joke

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Q. What do you call the monastery police?

A. Force of habit!

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Touchy Feely?

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How many tickles would an octopus give you?

Ten!

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Tongue Twister

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Heard today:

"The fish and chips shop's shut"

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More haste less speed

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Interspecies communication

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Why did the duck cross the road?

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To get away from the chicken!

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Heard down the pub

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I was not waiting but daydreaming.

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Tom's Problem

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Birdspotter Joke

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Why did the birdspotter cross the road?

To get to the other hide!

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 3 Jan 2020, 21:56

I finally joined the Clockmaker’s Guild. It’s about time.

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My Bookshelf

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I love books. Nowadays of course most of my reading is done on a screen but a beautifully printed and bound physical book has a magic that electronic editions cannot match. Here are some interesting books I found in my study and posed for a phtograph.


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Tom Swifty

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“I admire your horse-drawn cab” said Tom handsomely.

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New Years Resolutions

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 2 Jan 2020, 23:12

Folk Singer Woody Guthrie’s New Years Resolutions from 1943. We can all identify with some of these.

http://www.woodyguthrie.org/newyearsrulins.htm

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The Retro Sauce Co.

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Our motto is “‘Ketchup’ on all the sauces you've missed”.

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Cryptic Clue

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Orc swords twisted into puzzling form? (9)

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