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Poetry school, I
Failed the haiku test.

Some people from the cities of the plain came to see me, but they'd left it a bit late. “Sodom”, I said, “They can wait until Gomorrah”.

A lumberjack started telling me his entire life history. I interrupted, to cut a log story short.

Please, don't ask

What this poem means.

The author doesn't know

So why should you?

i could not stand being hated

and being loved hurt far too much

I'd like to see more optimism. But I doubt it's going to happen.

This time of year lots of folks get it, you know, what I call a 'tickerly nasty cough'. Very irrigating. Right at the back of yer froat.

Alec often felt he needed to taste another person's ice-cream.

Will often felt his legal career lay in probate.

There was a man, who lived in a tree

Because he thought he was a bee.

And when they said: "Bees don't live in trees, they live in hives"

He just retorted "I live in a tree."

"Because I am a SuperBee."

On of thee most famous Greak plaice iz Octopus Wrecks witch is buy Sophcles 

When Fotherington-Thomas seize it he blubs he is nuffing but a WEED.

Comedy. Funny old business.