What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?

Max.

A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.

Knock-knock!

    Who’s there.

Cher.

    Cher who?

Cher turn to do the washing up!

Not done one of these for a while.

“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.

I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.

My tattooist. I’d swear she’s got designs on me.

Why do these clouds have such flat bottoms?

The euphorbia is in full flower and this bumblebee loves it!

These numbers have the property that if you double them you get a perfect square

2, 8, 18, 32, 50, 72, 98, ...

And these have the property that if you multiply them by 3 you get a perfect cube

9, 72, 243, 576, 1125, ...

Some numbers are in both lists; the smallest is 72 and

2 x 72 = 12², 3 x 72 = 6³.

It's not possible to extend this and find a number n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube and 4n a fourth power. However it was asked on Quora what the smallest number is such that n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube and 5n a fifth power. Alon Amit showed the answer is 2¹⁵3²⁰5²⁴. In full this is

6810125783203125000000000000000.

I decided to extend this to the next prime number, 7, and found the smallest n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube, 5n a fifth power and 7n a seventh power is 2¹⁰⁵3¹⁴⁰5⁸⁴7⁹⁰. This impressive number evaluates to

150462810922326152710290228433686961530697356776074449373600141938371053848189980134027578261857302770024765419887333164323078738017254430529707573248000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

which has 234 digits.

I think we can continue and add 11, 13 etc. but at this point I ran out of steam!

What colour makes you bunged-up? Gold.