What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max.
Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?
A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.
Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there.
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher turn to do the washing up!
I had a fight with my decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.
Not done one of these for a while.
“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.
This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.
I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.
The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.
What colour gives you wind? Burple.
My tattooist. I’d swear she’s got designs on me.
Apparently they've found a way to make explosives from poo. I call it bang out of ordure.
Why do these clouds have such flat bottoms?
Proof of the existence of extraterrestrial life!
The euphorbia is in full flower and this bumblebee loves it!
We often hear the phrase, “The fur flew”. Would that be hairo-o-dynamics?
From today’s Times Quick Cryptic, set by Joker.
Half the alphabet? This was split some time ago (4)
I bought myself an attack worm. Waste of money, it was spineless.
These numbers have the property that if you double them you get a perfect square
2, 8, 18, 32, 50, 72, 98, ...
And these have the property that if you multiply them by 3 you get a perfect cube
9, 72, 243, 576, 1125, ...
Some numbers are in both lists; the smallest is 72 and
2 x 72 = 122, 3 x 72 = 63.
It's not possible to extend this and find a number n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube and 4n a fourth power. However it was asked on Quora what the smallest number is such that n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube and 5n a fifth power. Alon Amit showed the answer is 215320524. In full this is
6810125783203125000000000000000.
I decided to extend this to the next prime number, 7, and found the smallest n such that 2n is a square, 3n a cube, 5n a fifth power and 7n a seventh power is 21053140584790. This impressive number evaluates to
150462810922326152710290228433686961530697356776074449373600141938371053848189980134027578261857302770024765419887333164323078738017254430529707573248000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
which has 234 digits.
I think we can continue and add 11, 13 etc. but at this point I ran out of steam!
One of the planes a friend crewed in times gone by has been taken out of service and will be recycled but people who worked on her in the early days were offered a piece of the plane as a memento. My friend chose a window and brought it to the pub where it attracted great interest.
Here is the plane it came from. It was window 6 on the left hand side.
Registration- G-EZPG
First Flight - 21/01/2005
Type - Airbus A319-111
Serial Number - 2385
Engines - x2 CFM56-5B5/P
Total Hours - 44,668 (21.09.21)
What colour makes you bunged-up? Gold.
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