Q. What do you call a worn-out teddy bear?
A. Exhausted!
Q. What do you call a worn-out teddy bear?
A. Exhausted!
I hate being rebuffed. I didn't like being buffed in the first place.
Please vote on procrastination
When it comes to crastionation, I'm a pro. Although I've put off saying this
Rheumatic pain (n): resentment at having to ascend the stairs to a garret each night.
I've got a bad back. But I've got a wicked front.
Cousin Pearl's a writer. When she started her career she mainly wrote about the female partners of successful footballers. She reasoned that public appetite for these stories is so strong that a good income was pretty well assured.
In fact it turned out differently and sales of her books were very poor indeed. Her financial situation became so poor that she couldn't even afford to dress in decent clothes.
So she made a seismic shift and began writing about wise women, weird sisters, covens, crones etc. etc.. These new books sold extremely well and Pearl is now very wealthy indeed.
As she says, "It's a case of Wags to witches".
“Always go with your first decision”, I said.
But then I changed my mind.
I bought some fireworks past their sell-by. Seemed like a bargain, but they'd gone off.
I used to breed German Shepherds. The Modern Slavery Act put a stop to all that.
When I was in school, the maths teacher set us a problem about the price of glue. Everyone got stuck.
Q. Excuse me, do I have to pay for cold storage?
A. No, it's free Sir.
Suddenly I spotted a last bottle of beer.
A miniature example of the canal boat 'Castles and Roses' style of decorative art.
This small painting only measures about 200 x 700 mm, but manages to capture a lot of detail.
Silence
"Whoever added that turret to the pub", said Tom, "They were inspired".
Fights broke out last night at Herr Professor Möbius' geometry lecture. Critics decried his discovery, saying it was 'too one-sided'.
“If you want to sell your soul, you can count on your ego to help.”
Cimbrian proverb
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