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Crocuses

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Sprung up, today, suddenly, with astonishing fragile beauty.





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Crocus Haiku

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday 20 February 2017 at 22:46

There's a point to existence

Little flowers saying

Happy Spring.


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One Liner

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Yet another book in the long series about the Titanic. I experienced a sinking feeling.


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New App

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My latest app lets you book someone to clean your house. It's called "Oover".

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Tweet

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday 18 February 2017 at 13:45

I read this tweet about a herd of wildebeest rampaging in Hyde Park. Turned out it was fake gnus.

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One Liner

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There's this new book out about the Titanic. Apparently it's an in-depth study.
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The Sea Rover's Return - A Bodice Ripper

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She snuggled up to her Viking lover.

"Gosh", she whispered softly, "Jor so Vik!".


Enjoyed the preview?

Click here to purchase the book.

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One Liner

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A stamp collector told me he doesn't bother with Penny Reds. Apparently they're two a penny.

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Couplet

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Although I find prose grows on one,

I'm not averse to verse when all is done.

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Doggerel

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If you don't trust your English teacher further than you can throw em

I guess you will be discouraged from writing a poem.

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Clerihew

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Had a crush on his teacher.

He made a "Woo her" plan

That consisted of writing "Man and Superman".

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Epitaph for a Person with Sore Eyes

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Eye wash, I am no more.

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Limerick

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There was a young man of the West

Who kept a racoon in his vest.

He said to his Dad

"It may seem a bit mad,

But it keeps the cold off of my chest."

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Why Did the Chicken Tick the Rota?

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Many readers have offered suggestions, including

It knew the turkey was feeling lurkey

It had a grudge against acorns

It wanted to make its mark

It was a mistick

it just clucked.



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Chicken's Eternal Dilemma

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday 13 February 2017 at 18:27


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Hard To Say

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We took a trip To the human greatness park. The kids kept asking If we are nearly there.
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Clinging on

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Why do we always say: "Yes,.. yes,... yes!"

It is because nobody knows.

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Start-ups, we salute!

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday 13 February 2017 at 18:28



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The Puddle and Its Companions

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday 7 February 2017 at 02:11

Once a summer's rain gently

Formed a puddle, and autumn sent

A leaf to rest there. In winter then

A snowflake was added. It lent

A symmetry more daring and more different.


Such was the three-fold arrangement

They followed until winter went

And with spring's advent

All the symmetry was broken

And spiralled back up to heaven again.


Dissolved, shrivelled, withered, dried

Thus to heaven praise they cried

For they knew that the sun was their parent

Calling them. So willingly they went.






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Alas We Let Go

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And so we are gone both

Gone gone gone

If only we had met on a beach

So your hair had been blown this way and that

And you had thrown the hair defiantly aside

To better see if I loved loved you in any way.

Now where have we been blown away to?


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Back Street

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Dirty nails and flirty eyes

Surprise me.

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Groundhog for coders

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def recursiveGroundHogDay(day):
   if state == 'LovedUpAtLast':
      return "Be happy'
   else:
     recursiveGroundHogDay(day)

  

  

  

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MacBeth hacks coding

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assert this.tale.content.status == 'full of sound and fury' && this.tale.significance == null

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A Poem that Makes me Cry

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Today I remembered

You kissed me in the back of that taxi.

So long ago. Your lips were so soft. 

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Epitaph for a reluctant crime writer

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Bloody ink. It made me think.

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