The first dug walker says proudly,
“My dug is so clever! Every morning when I wake up, he goes doonstairs, collects the post and newspapers, and brings them right up to my bedside.”
The second dug walker replies,
“Aye, I know.”
“How come?” the first asks.
“My dug telt me.”
Translation
The first dog walker says proudly,
“My dog is so clever! Every morning when I wake up, he goes downstairs, collects the post and newspapers, and brings them straight to my bedside.”
The second dog walker replies,
“I know.”
“How could you possibly know that?” the first asks.
“My dog told me.”