The Elves have come up with new Christmas novelty biscuit.
Using nanotechnology we will implant into each biscuit a tiny sound system. When you bite the biscuit, it will play the first few notes from one of the Christmas songs below.
1. Jingle bells.
2. Dreaming of a white Christmas.
3. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
4. Santa Claus is comin' to town.
We're calling this prototype the "Four-Tune Cookie".