I thought I'd make an old-fashioned record of a couple of musical-hall songs. On vinyl, you know, and when you've played the first side you turn the record over: all that sort of stuff, needle etc.
But I hit a problem.
I decided the 'A' side should be 'I do like to be beside the seaside'. But then, you see, I couldn't decide what the 'B' side should be.