Just had the dream of my life.
The characters are Adam, my Dad, Lee and David Ramsey.
I come to, I am in my bedroom and I somehow have the option to gain video access to Adam's bedroom. But do I use that access? The access is there but I never get round to using it.
In any case, Adam is coming over. He comes over. But somehow I have wind of the fact that Adam is not so much "for" me, but against me, in many ways.
He has been working on Balance Inc, his work that involves writing songs, writing films and writing a book.
And yet Adam is against me, pretending to be my friend. But somehow I have wind of that, and it eventually transpires that I can see he is using me, and I am the subject of a prank film he is making.
"What shall I say to him," says Adam to a female accomplice, a neighbour of mine who tells him his motivation. I forget the motivating line.
I get Dad involved. Dad is clearly on my side. He gives me support and advice, and backs me all the way. The three of us are in the garage when Dad and I confront Adam. "Adam, this is all fake!" we say.
Adam draws a gun.
"Fine," I say. "Shoot me!"
Adam shoots me in the heart, but I am still alive and I rough-talk Adam to the point that he shoots himself in the head, through guilt.
But Adam is still alive.
A great battle ensues. Adam is strong, and in real life stronger than me and would wallop me. But in this dream I match him, and we fight, I guess, and then... all of a sudden... when the fight is over...
We sit down.
We watch the television.
Lee has finally made a film. It's a stop motion plasticine and Lego movie. It's brilliant, so far. I mean it's incredible.
And in fact, the film is about the altercation that just now took place.
We see myself represented. I am sitting at a desk, ready to masturbate, but I pause and wait, and don't masturbate, and the scene is a deep and in depth representation of my life.
The we see a similar shot of Adam, and he masturbates, and has a great, straight time, and our bodies are plasticine, and the film is astounding!
But the contrast is about a rivalry between us, me and Adam, and the rivalry is exemplified by Lee's film, and there are all types of details, common to dreams, that are awesome but you cannot for the life of you remember what they are.
But the positive side of this movie that Lee is creating is that Adam and I are, in the end, besties - best friends - and it turns out that - in the film - from the film's success, Adam's and my band have been signed. The feeling is immense! Finally!
And Lee has animated to a recent live show of mine, and he gets everything right, and it's awesome.
The scenery is plasticine and Lego stop-motion animation, and buildings shift and change and are beautiful.
Meanwhile, David is here, and Adam has a girlfriend, but I have forgotten David's name. I finally work it out, and also, I need to get jacked for the film, and I do get jacked.
And I remember David's name, finally, and I hug him, and he is hot for me, and we become an item.
But I woke up.
And my whole was fake.
And you were fake.
And the Israel-Gaza war was fake.
And I had to kill myself.
So I came online, and I bought a Nintendo online pass. And I played a little Nintendo.
And now I'm writing here.
And now I've got to get on with my life.
Therein lies the tale.
Daniel