We all know "A for 'orses and Beef or mutton". Here are some more...
A for good one
B for dam
C for yourself
D for rent
E for heavy sigh
F for loving
G for 'orse
H for himself
I for the moon
...
That's all for tonight.
J for any further ideas?
We all know "A for 'orses and Beef or mutton". Here are some more...
A for good one
B for dam
C for yourself
D for rent
E for heavy sigh
F for loving
G for 'orse
H for himself
I for the moon
...
That's all for tonight.
J for any further ideas?
There was a young fellow called Lee
Who thought that his Gran was a flea.
When he said to her, "Jump!"
She just answered, "Harrump!"
A witty response, you'll agree.
If you're an old Viking,
Who can't afford a ship.
Don't worry.
We'll all be washed out to sea in the end.
inherited, n.
A soft toy passed down by forebears.
counsellor, n.
A blood bank, esp. in Transylvania.
"Doctor", I said, "Tell me the worst." I waited.
"Vell" she began. Did I tell you she has a rather sexy German accent, a bit like Marlene Dietrich? Anyway, she does. Husky.
She went on, "It's never easy." It sounded bad but I tried to keep calm.
"You murst...", that's the way she talks, I'm not making it up.
"You murst cut down on sausages."
I went to the doctor, I said "I keep dreaming I'm a world-famous cricketer." He said, "We'll have to run some tests."
What kind of cheese lands you in the guardhouse?
"Emma", I said. "Do try to be less self-centered."
"Em, Em, Em. It's always about Me."
I kept hearing this buzzing. I went to the Doctor, I said, "Is it tinnitus?" He said, "No, you've got hives."
I went to the doctor, I said ”I keep thinking I'm the Moon." He said, "We all go through these phases."
I was arrested for coffee theft. But the police didn't have sufficient grounds for a prosecution.
vagrant, n.
A confused complaint.
inversion, n.
A currently fashionable interpretation.
After a long break from music, I've founded a new band, The Cheese Shop Boys.
Look out for our debut single, You Were Always on My Rind.
Sir Francis Drake
Was eating some hake.
When he made up his minde
To sail round the world in the Golden Hinde.
Dear Auntie,
As I grow older I feel increasingly anxious. Should I worry about this?
Business stuck? Why not place an ad here?
Walking home
Alone in the rain, I smelled.
Wet clothes. So I exist.
It only took one barley sugar to get Gran going and then her warmth filled the room. That's what you find with confection eaters.
Three men were sitting on a park bench. Which one was the king?
When I felt those bright stars
They were so warm.
They glowed but they could only ask.
If another angel of intelligence
Could explain the strangeness of starriness.
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