They said I knew diddly squat. I was like “No, never met the bloke”.

Recently some of my decimals ran away. But I managed to round them all up.

I hoped to come up with a one lion joke. Although it’s nothing you can take pride from.

As lockdown eases I can resume my meringue making classes. I’ll be very careful and not take any unnecessary whisks.

My neighbours have some pond fish who hide themselves away. Apparently they’re coy.

I wasn’t very successful as a judge. I think I was trying too hard.

I'd like to come back as a wildebeest. So I could start a gnu life.