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Limerick - Tribute to E Lear

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There was an old fellow of Knock

Who thought that his wife was a clock.

He spent all his time

Trying to get her to chime

That silly old fellow of Knock.

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Dusk

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Just as the sun dropped

At every hand

Thrushes sang.

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Banality

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 12 May 2016, 00:02

Evidence grows that ality is bad for us. It's something we can't take too much of.

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Be Happy!

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The title is translated from an ancient Greek epitaph I once read: "Χερε", that is, "Be happy".

Please ask yourself this question before you read further.

On a scale of 0 to 10, where 0 = not at all happy and 10 = completely happy, how happy were you yesterday?

Now you have answered please read on.

A French philosopher once memorably said, "When a man asks himself whether he is happy, he ceases to be so". This is perceptive but it's not a truth of human existence, more an observation that who, or what, asks you a question may influence − not just how you answer, but also what your answer is. This "framing" is the subject of a sketch from "Yes Minister".

However since 2012 the UK has being collecting statistics about whether people rate themselves as happy − as you did a minute or two ago. The Office for National Statistics publishes the results. Over a third of respondents rated their happiness as 9/10 or 10/10. Isn't that surprising? But knowing it made me feel a little happier.


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Epitaph for a Cardiologist

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Clerihew

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 9 May 2016, 10:01

George Sand bought Chopin a Fitbit.

But he never go to grips with it.

Not being at all sporty,

He stuck with the pianoforte.

Here's the prelude 'Raindrop' said to have been inspired by their (unhappy?) holiday together in Mallorca. I didn't know this piece, but heard it one day, and it made me listen to Chopin much more carefully. You can hear it too in this article

Download this video clip.Video player: File:Chopin Prelude Op 28 N 15 Giorgi Latsabidze performs.ogg

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 9 May 2016, 21:39

When one vista closes, another opens. As the Philosopher says, "You lose a view, you win a view."

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Doctor, Doctor Joke

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"Doctor, doctor I hate DIY!" 

"Well don't then!"

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Ms Goldilocks Regrets

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 5 May 2016, 22:03

Dear Bear Family

I hope you will not mind me writing, on behalf of Ms Goldilocks, to convey her most sincere and heartfelt apologies for any misunderstanding that may have occurred.

My clent now realises that she unintentionally mis-entered a private space and unwittingly consumed breakfast food that was private property and not in the public domain as she believed.

Ms Goldilocks has instructed me to make clear that she is anxious to recompense any financial loss involved. Please send us your estimate for replacing the porridge concerned, stating your preferred temperature, and we will do our best to respond in a timely manner.

Yours faithfully,

    C Real

Senior Partner

Scoffit, Quick, and Run



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Breathtaking Haiku

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Usually a poem should stand alone and require no context.

However please consider this.

"Dragonfly hunter, what place are you rambling to today?"

The writer had a young son who died.

This is her question.

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Walk slow

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Walk slow. You'll see more.

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The Kindest Kiss

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The wind's breath,

That's the kindest kiss of all.

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"At Dawn and Dusk"

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 30 Apr 2016, 22:03

Be up at dawn and dusk

To hear the birds explain

A little of the riddle.


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"The Obstacle is the Path"

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"The Obstacle is the Path"

The Observant see where the deer

Squeeze through the hedge.


You used to say

"Many would love you, given permission"

I'm still trying to

Find my way through.

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Life's a Bright Stream

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 27 Apr 2016, 22:37

Life's a bright stream

Which every traveller should pause and gaze into.

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One Liner

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There's a resistance movement against teaching formal grammar in schools. It's called "they shall not parse.”

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New blog post

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Two-way loss.

It's a bad deal.

Don't die.

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Bright Stream Again

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Thank goodness I can still

See your eyes

Reflected in the bright stream.

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Catchup

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 26 Apr 2016, 23:40

I've been eating time

Now it's eating me.

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I bought a book

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 25 Apr 2016, 21:15

I've just bought 'Poems that make grown men cry'. I thought the title was a bit cheesy, to tell you the truth, but when I dipped into into the book, courtesy of Amazon's 'Look inside' I was hooked. The selection is a knock out, all the poems I've read so far were stunning. If the book gets more people keen on poetry, which I think it will, then I'll forgive the title!

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Meeting Lane

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Black and white cat

Come and sniff

I'm a friend, don't be scared.

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Bad night out

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So I took Will down the Swan and he got in an argument and was barred.

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One liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 24 Apr 2016, 18:43

I wondered why my newspaper felt so cold.Then I realised it had poor circulation.

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Against Time

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Time, you bastard!

How can we be friends.

When you're just

Trying to do us all in?

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Typo Definition #1

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 21 Apr 2016, 23:02

eadership

noun

  • no-one actually at the front.
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