My friend was rushed to hospital after being kicked by a horse. Luckily his condition is stable.
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This is well-known but still surprising.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Every day a group of friends play a strange game. Everyone writes their name on a slip of paper, folds it, and drops it into a hat. The slips are thoroughly shaken up, and then each player pulls a slip out of the hat. Anyone who draws a slip with their own name on wins a prize.
My question is: over a long series of games, what is the average number of players per game who win a prize?
Today we went to see the Christmas Light Show at Kew Gardens. Here are three installations that I thoughtĀ especially beautiful.
Inspired by Steve Mould's videos about the chanin fountain, I bought 5 m of 3.2 mm beaded roller pull chain and took it down the pub, where it was a big hit.
When my groceries came today the supermarket had replaced an item costing Ā£12 with one costing Ā£30. So a good deal! I messaged a friend and said āI lucked outā. But then I wondered if I meant ālucked inā.
Well lucked out is indeed what I meant. Itās an idiom for a fortunate event. But it is also an idiom for something happening that is unfortunate. So it can mean something and also the opposite, which is interesting.Ā
There are words in English that behave the same way: for example ācleaveā can mean cling to, but also separate from. And āclipā can mean attach, but also cut off.
There is an interesting discussion hereĀ
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-own-opposites
PS Confusingly there is another idiom ālucked inā. And that is definitely good fortune.Ā
How do you advertise ears? Ear plugs.


Today my friend will drop 10,000 biodegradable poppies from a classic aeroplane, a de Havilland Rapide. Here's a photo from a previous occasion.
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Iāve been working as a tailor, specialising in the top half of menās suits. But Iāve decided to jack it in.
I took the same snow scene as in my blogpost of 20 October and put it through the Deep Dream generator, but this time the transfornation was not based on a style image but instead on patterms the AI software has been trained to recognise. Here's the result, bizarre and vaguely disturbing, but very interesting.
My friend designs castles. Heās very introverted though. Most Ā of the time heās away with his forts.
Piston: Went out in the rain.
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Ant that wore a ghost costume for Halloween but is dressed normally again today.
Iād never heard this before today but stumbled across it.
It originates with the Latin poet Horace, but was taken up by Immanuel Kant in response to the challenge: āWhat is the Enlightenment?ā Usually itās translated as āDare to knowā; the sapere part means āTo knowā (think sapient pearwood in Terry Pratchett) and aude as in āaudacityā). In Latin word order didnāt matter (much); which is why it (misleadingly) looks like āTo dare, knowā in English.Ā
Thereās the background. What do you think? Should we dare to know? What is the alternative?
Trepanning is an ancient (back to Bronze Age) surgical procedure (the earliest attested) that involves cutting a one inch or so circular hole through a person's cranium, to relieve pressure from a brain bleed, or perhaps to vent evil spirits, or for other for other ritual reasons. Thereās a substantial body of archeological evidence for the practice,
But I canāt help thinking the patients (subjects?) would have found it tedious. They must have been bored out of their skulls.
Iāve just opened a clock shop. Itās not doing great, but itās tIcking over.
I applied to join a support group for people with bladder infections. They came straight back, āYouāre in.ā
Itās really easy to eat a slice of pecan pie. In fact, itās a piece of cake.
Gold leaf. It takes a lot of beating.
Poison cornflakes. Now thereās a cereal killer.
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