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One Liner🍦
Saturday, 28 May 2022, 19:22
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Growing Up
Saturday, 28 May 2022, 01:40
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My Mate Joke
Friday, 27 May 2022, 21:51
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My mate was very skinny. We called him Finn.
Bar Joke
Thursday, 26 May 2022, 21:28
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Two herrings walked into a bar. Well, they got kippered.
The Scourge Of The Seas
Thursday, 26 May 2022, 21:20
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A Village Sunset
Thursday, 26 May 2022, 14:51
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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 27 May 2022, 00:56
Days of the Weak
Tuesday, 24 May 2022, 22:11
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What follows Fryday? Fatterday.
Dead Calm
Monday, 23 May 2022, 14:51
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For several hours there has been almost no wind in my garden, the wind speed is effectively 0 km/h.
I think this must be quite unusual, although the Hairy Ball Theorem tells us that there must always be a point on the earth where the wind isn't blowing at any given moment.
Viral
Sunday, 22 May 2022, 23:34
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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 22 May 2022, 23:34
I had a nasty Gold. Azure I went. So I Blue by dose.
A Cornish Sunset
Saturday, 21 May 2022, 23:16
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Weather Report
Thursday, 19 May 2022, 20:38
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Two codfish walked into a bar
Thursday, 19 May 2022, 19:45
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Well, they got battered.
Dad Joke
Wednesday, 18 May 2022, 19:17
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What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max.
Probability question
Sunday, 15 May 2022, 21:50
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Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?
The pedant’s ice cube
Sunday, 15 May 2022, 20:01
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A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.
Goldfinch eating forget-me-nots
Sunday, 15 May 2022, 14:08
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Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.
Knock-knock
Wednesday, 11 May 2022, 23:41
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Knock-knock!
Who’s there.
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher turn to do the washing up!
Dad Joke
Wednesday, 11 May 2022, 21:22
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I had a fight with my decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.
Tom Swifty
Tuesday, 10 May 2022, 23:30
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Not done one of these for a while.
“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.
Pretty Moth
Thursday, 5 May 2022, 15:52
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This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.
New blog post
Friday, 29 Apr 2022, 21:10
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I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.
One Liner
Friday, 29 Apr 2022, 21:08
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The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.
Dad Joke
Sunday, 24 Apr 2022, 19:44
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What colour gives you wind? Burple.
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