The Woodland Trust says:
“The easiest and most reliable way to tell a stoat (Mustela erminea) from a weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the tail.”
But my dad had a different answer:
A weasel is weasely distinguished,
But a stoat is stoatally different,
The Woodland Trust says:
“The easiest and most reliable way to tell a stoat (Mustela erminea) from a weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the tail.”
But my dad had a different answer:
A weasel is weasely distinguished,
But a stoat is stoatally different,
ChatGTP, an online AI engine, came up with this, which is not bad
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What do you call a woman that swears at tea? Kirsty.
I’ve just opened a clock shop. It’s not doing great, but it’s tIcking over.
Q. Where did the Golden Fleece come from.
A. Gold baaas!
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