The Woodland Trust says:
“The easiest and most reliable way to tell a stoat (Mustela erminea) from a weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the tail.”
But my dad had a different answer:
A weasel is weasely distinguished,
But a stoat is stoatally different,
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What’s the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
Monday 24 July 2023 at 00:32
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AI Generated Joke
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What do you call?
Sunday 19 December 2021 at 00:14
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What do you call a woman that swears at tea? Kirsty.
Talking Shop
Sunday 24 October 2021 at 21:18
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I’ve just opened a clock shop. It’s not doing great, but it’s tIcking over.
Playground Joke
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Q. Where did the Golden Fleece come from.
A. Gold baaas!
One Liner
Monday 4 January 2021 at 01:16
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I bought some gloves I saw in a sale. They're bound to come in handy one day.
Playgrounder
Tuesday 17 September 2019 at 23:40
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Q. How do the Alligators pick a new leader?
A. They call a snap election.
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