I’ve just opened a clock shop. It’s not doing great, but it’s tIcking over.
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Talking Shop
Sunday, 24 Oct 2021, 21:18
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Slanderous
Friday, 1 Oct 2021, 01:18
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They said I knew diddly squat. I was like “No, never met the bloke”.
Hairpiece
Sunday, 26 Sept 2021, 00:08
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I bought a wig for five thousand pounds. That’s a lot toupee.
The secret life of decimals
Saturday, 20 Feb 2021, 01:32
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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 20 Feb 2021, 01:39
Recently some of my decimals ran away. But I managed to round them all up.
Help Needed
Friday, 27 Nov 2020, 22:19
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I couldn't think of a word meaning the same as kayak. Canoe?
Ambition
Saturday, 12 Sept 2020, 00:32
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I hoped to come up with a one lion joke. Although it’s nothing you can take pride from.
Groaner
Saturday, 4 July 2020, 03:16
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As lockdown eases I can resume my meringue making classes. I’ll be very careful and not take any unnecessary whisks.
Hamlet's Pencil Dilemma
Thursday, 3 Oct 2019, 22:38
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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 3 Oct 2019, 22:41
I couldn't choose the right pencil. 2B or not 2B?
One Liner
Tuesday, 3 Sept 2019, 13:47
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My neighbours have some pond fish who hide themselves away. Apparently they’re coy.
One Liner
Monday, 2 Sept 2019, 21:59
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Sadly my Uncle gambled his wife away. He was playing Poker, and she was the Ante.
One Liner
Monday, 2 Sept 2019, 01:09
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I wasn’t very successful as a judge. I think I was trying too hard.
Lucky for Some
Sunday, 13 Nov 2016, 20:24
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As I said to my pet Dung Beetle: "Shit happens. Get over it."
If I could come back as an animal...
Wednesday, 28 Oct 2015, 22:41
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I'd like to come back as a wildebeest. So I could start a gnu life.
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