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What’s the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

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The Woodland Trust says:

“The easiest and most reliable way to tell a stoat (Mustela erminea) from a weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the tail.”

But my dad had a different answer:

A weasel is weasely distinguished,

But a stoat is stoatally different,


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AI Generated Joke

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ChatGTP, an online AI engine, came up with this, which is not bad

Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What do you call?

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What do you call a woman that swears at tea? Kirsty.

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Talking Shop

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I’ve just opened a clock shop. It’s not doing great, but it’s tIcking over.

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Playground Joke

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Q. Where did the Golden Fleece come from.

A. Gold baaas!

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 4 Jan 2021, 01:18
I bought some gloves I saw in a sale. They're bound to come in handy one day.


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Playgrounder

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 18 Sept 2019, 10:01

Q. How do the Alligators pick a new leader?

A. They call a snap election.

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