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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 8 Apr 2019, 05:36


There was an old man of the seas

Who said, oh I hope I don’t sneeze!

For once I starts offs

I just sneezes and coffs,

And gets green bits all over me knees.


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"That Silly Old Man on a Bus"

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 1 Jul 2018, 00:16

There was an old man on a bus,

Who said, "Huh! Well I don't give a cuss",

And I don't care a poo,

What the hell they all do."

That silly old man in a bus.

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Never Work with Wombats

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There was a young fellow called Lance
Who tried to teach wombats to dance.
And his brother, named Jim
Tried to train them to swim.
A crazy idea with no chance.
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