Erwin Schrödinger.
In or out? Which is it to be? Don't go in and then ask to come back out again.
Felix
Miaow.
Personal Blogs
The Cat's Choice
Monday, 27 Jun 2016, 21:49
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Schrödinger's Voter
Monday, 27 Jun 2016, 21:43
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Both in and out at the same time. Only the collapse of the political wave function will decide which.
Pets - How They Voted (Pexit)
Monday, 27 Jun 2016, 13:38
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The dog begged to be taken out.
The cat wanted out, but then it wanted straight back in.
The canary got out, but the cat ate it.
The hamster slept through it all.
News Flash
Sunday, 26 Jun 2016, 01:26
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The tiny country of Sweetieland was rocked tonight as the Allsorts party wrested power from the Toffs. Although the election was close, observers said the Allsorts victory was "in the bag".
A spokesperson for the Allsorts declared people had been fed up with humbug and fudge.
GSOH
Sunday, 26 Jun 2016, 00:24
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You advertised a GSOH
But you were only having a laugh with me.
John Donne; a Favorite Poet
Saturday, 25 Jun 2016, 23:04
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This has always been one of my favorite poems, and I have never understood those who wanted to throw up walls.
No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
Sausage Vote Shocks Community
Saturday, 25 Jun 2016, 20:56
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Other members of the Full English Breakfast Community were left stunned this morning when the Sausage voted to jump out of the Frying Pan at the earliest opportunity.
Interviewed soon after the surprise "out" vote, the Sausage insisted the Fire was "a new dawn".
FEBC officials said the Sausage's action posed a serious threat and similar action by the Bacon would be rasher.
One Liner
Friday, 24 Jun 2016, 23:02
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I used to have a newspaper column. But eventually it fell over.
Kōan
Friday, 24 Jun 2016, 22:45
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The best teacher is the one that listens to the pupil.
A Haiku for my Swifts
Friday, 24 Jun 2016, 22:30
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Swifts
So sorry I was late and missed you
This Summer's night.
Confidence
Friday, 24 Jun 2016, 21:39
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Statistics exam Monday. I'm feeling confident. Apparently 8 out of 10 candidates pass.
Honfleur
Friday, 24 Jun 2016, 00:40
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I'm planning a trip to Honfleur and remembered with delight that it is the birthplace of Alphonse Allais, noted French humorist. He was the first recorded person to compose a piece of music consisting only of silence. I'd like to dedicate to M. Allais my new book, "A History of Evidence-Based Politics", a complimentary copy of which readers of this blog will find attached.
Future and Past
Thursday, 23 Jun 2016, 23:41
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We're all too busy
For reading history.
Besides it might teach us something.
On Crossing the Rainbow Bridge (June 2016)
Thursday, 23 Jun 2016, 22:49
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I'm frightened of crossing the rainbow bridge.
Will someone help me down
On the other side?
One Liner
Tuesday, 21 Jun 2016, 22:14
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Philosophy. It makes you think. Suppose this is my last chance to joke about existence?
One Liner
Monday, 20 Jun 2016, 20:29
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I can't help laughing at my attempts to cook pancakes. They end up all over the kitchen. It's my natural flippancy.
Epitaph for an Egotist
Monday, 20 Jun 2016, 20:24
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What me,
No longer be?
Hey,
No way!
Alla Barnen
Sunday, 19 Jun 2016, 22:29
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All the kids loved their mums. Except for Trude.
Well, dogs need food.
All the kids respected their ancestors. Except for Josh.
He felt his pets deserved some nosh.
All the kids loved their grans. Except for Joe.
He didn't want the police to know.
Sunset Heron
Saturday, 18 Jun 2016, 22:04
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Sunset heron
I can tell.
You know where you're flying.
I can tell.
You know where you're flying.
One Liner
Saturday, 18 Jun 2016, 21:52
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All Dad's brothers had remarried. He told me in a sensitive way, with a lot of nuance.
Love and Death
Friday, 17 Jun 2016, 22:29
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Time conquers pain, it never conquers love.
The Birds Around My Bed
Friday, 17 Jun 2016, 22:11
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Don't go, said the crow
Stay, said the jay
Don't rush, said the thrush
Don't die, said the pie
Starting when, said the wren
Out of luck, said the duck
Gone. said the swan.
Summer Moon Haiku
Thursday, 16 Jun 2016, 23:19
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When consulted, the Summer Moon
Agrees I've got over you.
A bit.
Clerihew
Thursday, 16 Jun 2016, 22:51
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Giuseppe Verdi,
Was a big scaredy.
He only wrote Aida,
Because he saw a spaida.
One Liner
Thursday, 16 Jun 2016, 21:23
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When they brought the finger bowl, I didn't know the etiquette. Luckily someone lent me a hand.
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