Winter jasmine
Here already
What a short year
Winter jasmine
Here already
What a short year
Repeat five times after me
"On an anonymous ominous omnibus."
I like this Mondegreen. Although it's entered into the folklore, and is found on numerous websites, it has the ring of a genuine Mondergreen; a bit like "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".
"We three kings of porridge and tar."
I worked with a men’s neckwear company for many years. But it’s all over now, and we've severed our ties.
I've just (10 mins ago) bought a marvellous book
THE LANGUAGE LOVER’S
PUZZLE BOOK Lexical Complexities and Cracking Conundrums from Across the Globe ALEX BELLOS
Bellos, Alex; Bellos, Alex. The Language Lover’s Puzzle Book: Lexical perplexities and cracking conundrums from across the globe.
It's only just been published but what sold it to me was Alex's talk from the Royal Institution
https://www.rigb.org/whats-on/events-2020/november/public-the-puzzle-of-language
It also made me subscribe to the Royal Institution. I remember the physical building from visits in my teenage years, where we sat in the same room where Michael Faraday lectured, and the lecturer stood behind the same laboratory bench. I've watched a few lectures on YouTube but I've probably missed some good ones, so now I'll get alerts.
The police caught me in their dragnet. First they threw an edible water plant over me. Then they shouted, “You’re under a cress!”
Why are the other 25 Ectors being ignored? We demand the truth.
Suppose inhabitants of Diss in Norfolk UK had been left without voting rights, as a result of some historical mix-up, and this anomaly was corrected. Then they’d be Diss-enfranchised. Hmm.
Davies
What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
Me
I often have the time to sit and muse,
Especially when I’ve had a lot of booze.
There actually is a place called Epsom Downs. Think about it.
We hear a lot about soldier ants. But what about noncombatants?
The famous American inventor Thomas Edison said genius is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation. He never gave up.
For example he invented the heavy bulb, a total failure.
So he moved on to invent the light bulb, which did a lot better.
Died at sea from backing hidden word? (7)
Responsive device when a person is out (11)
See comments for solution.
Please rate this porridge, on a scale of 1-5 stirs.
🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
What Came Before Toucans?
Onecans!
I couldn't think of a word meaning the same as kayak. Canoe?
My policy about sweeping away cobwebs is put it off until the last possible moment. I call it Dust in Time.
It’s hard for singers of classical music to sing so listeners can pick up the words.
They are usually expected to sing in several languages not their first, and even native speakers of the language the performance is in often struggle to understand the singer.
Following on from the Berkeley research described a post or so back, maybe subtitles ahead of each phrase would help people pick out the words.
I'm currently suffering from an earworm. An earworm is a snatch of music that you can't get out of your head. In my case it's "The clouds will soon roll by", sung in 1932 by Elsie Carlisle, with Ambrose and his orchestra.
Paradox: Two dogs.
Orthodoxy: Look at all those dogs!
My friend replaced his chandelier with a ceiling fan. I never looked at him in the same light again.
Is graffiti doomed? The writing’s on the wall.
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