… and this is what I got
I managed to get an exclusive story about ice cream. It was a scoop.
My mate was very skinny. We called him Finn.
Two herrings walked into a bar. Well, they got kippered.
What follows Fryday? Fatterday.
For several hours there has been almost no wind in my garden, the wind speed is effectively 0 km/h.
I think this must be quite unusual, although the Hairy Ball Theorem tells us that there must always be a point on the earth where the wind isn't blowing at any given moment.
I had a nasty Gold. Azure I went. So I Blue by dose.
Well, they got battered.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?
A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.
Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.
Cher turn to do the washing up!
I had a fight with my decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.
Not done one of these for a while.
“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.
This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.
I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.
The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.
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