Civil weddings. They beat rude weddings any day.

Why shouldn’t you stir alphabet soup? Because it might spell disaster.

According to Wikipedia it nests in tree holes, which is rather interesting.

when I know springs

Coming

It  a l w a y s 

Takes me

by

Surprise 

In Portmeirion they don’t like the Flintstones. But Aberdovey do.

"It's nothing, just a sawmill accident" said Tom off-handedly.

I’m not very stable on my feet. But I’m quite sane lying down.

Why am I up late 

Writing a night time poem?

Pillow, here I come.

What would you call a man who’s had his car stolen? Carlos.

For the problem see

This was new to me. I found it in Mathematical Puzzles: A Connoisseur’s Collection, by Peter Winkler.

Think of the 2023 numbers 1, 11, 111, 1111, … up to the number with 2023 digits, all 1’s. Imagine dividing each by 2022 and taking the remainder. There are only 2022 distinct remainders possible 0, 1, 2, 3, … 2021 but we have produced 2023 remainders, and thus there must be at least two of the numbers 1, 11, 111, 1111, … with the same remainder.

If we now take the smaller of the two from the larger, the number we get must be divisible by 2022, and it will consist only of 0’s and 1’s .as required.

It’s late, hope I have the details right, but you should be able to see that the argument is correct and 2022 could be replaced by any number we please.