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When you tread on grapes,
They let out a little whine.
But don’t worry,
It’s only sham pain.
Nobody told me
The warp drive was not reversible
Now I’m kinda stuck.
My brother photographed this beautiful moth.
Old English for oak was ek, I think (German is Eiche) but that has mutated into oak in Modern English. The “corn” bit presumably means seed, and so why don’t we call it an Oakcorn?
Try saying it at normal voice level, Oakcorn.
Try whispering it. Is that different?
Why?
A few months ago, I bought a mobility scooter designed to go on the road, rather than the pavement. It’s a bit like an electric motorbike except of course it doesn’t go as fast, there’s a limit of 8 mph.
Like many motorbikes, it has a back box, but its capacity is limited. Having literally just bought a baguette I wondered how I could fit my bread and other groceries in.
What I need is panniers I thought; storage baskets that hang on either side of a donkey or a bike; and then it occurred to me, that’s exactly why they are called panniers. It must be connected with French pain = bread. Aha!
So I looked it up in the OED and sure enough, a pannier was a bread basket in old French, and we borrowed the word, into Middle English or maybe before.
This striking moth has a wide range outside Britain, but historically it was rare here and only found in the Channel Isles (thus the name) and one location in Devon.
However like many species it has been expanding its territory and has now spread north as far as Cambridgeshire, where it popped up in my garden.
This picture of the resting insect doesn't begin to show how spectacular it is in flight; sadly it didn't stay around long enough for us to video it.
I love squirrels, seeing them often in my garden, and was fascinated to hear recently that their brains may grow in autumn and shrink again in spring.
The reason for this might be that the task of storing a winter food supply in a way that's easy to find again takes a lot of mental effort, to organise and memorise the cache locations.
Other mammals adapt for winter in significant ways; stoats and mountain hare change the colour of their coats; hedgehogs and bears hibernate. There is also evidence that shrews shrink both body and brain, to survive with shrunken resources.
So the idea about squirrels is plausible, and it's supported by research findings, but of course it's hard to be sure and there is still debate.
There's a good article here about a leading researcher and her liking and fascination with these clever little beasts.
Studies of squirrel brain regeneration may reveal clues about how to slow Alzheimer's disease, because in at least one form, the cells squirrels seem to regenerate are the ones that sufferers appear to be losing? Could mental activity, such as doing puzzles, help? It's often been suggested and there is some evidence in favour, I recall. It's an alluring possibility but no more at this stage.
The vegetable show was won by an 85-pound swede. I thought, “That’s a turnip for the books.”
I have had this rambling rose since 2021, and it is gorgeous. If only I could post the scent.
When I died
Four princesses sat on my grave and cried.
The first was Princess Autumn, whose red tears
Were gentle in their falling.
Next was Princess Winter
Her tears heart-broken white crystal.
Third came Princess Spring
Each flowing blue-skied raindrop a song.
And last Princess Summer
And her tears each a sunbeam, so they were golden on my tomb.
When these four princesses had visited and wept their fill.
My bones at last were put at peace and rest there still.
Red, white, blue and gold
So is eternity foretold.
How do Australians share their disapproval of meringues? Boo.
A friend spotted these unusual clouds. They seem to be cirrus but they look so distinctive that I wondered if they had a special name.
Hospital porter
Postman
Off licence
Menswear shop
Die cast foundry
Computer (originally computers were people who did calculations)
Clerical worker (Inland Revenue, motor insurance)
Factory odd jobs
Building materials research
Anyway I digress. At the pub tonight a wiseacre came up with the old ‘Those that can etc.’ and that reminded me that back when IT was first making its way into schools I once had a job where I was teaching people who were going off to teach teachers how to teach IT.
This reminded me of a little verse:
No teacher I of teachers, no, not I.
Mine was the distant aim, the longer reach,
To teach folk how to teach folk how to teach.
(Adapted from A B Ramsay)
I clutched the icy handrail,
but when I reach the top,
no one was there.
The Woodland Trust says:
“The easiest and most reliable way to tell a stoat (Mustela erminea) from a weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the tail.”
But my dad had a different answer:
A weasel is weasely distinguished,
But a stoat is stoatally different,
My hanging basket caught in the security light.
Joke definition (AKA a daffinition): History = Greet conservative politician with sound of disapproval
See
https://learn1.open.ac.uk/mod/oublog/viewpost.php?post=258608for the problem,.
Solution
Suppose the origins equilateral triangle has sides of length 1. Then its three vertices are each 1 unit from the other two.
If we tried to cover it with two other triangles, then one of them would have to cover two vertices of the original triangle, because there are three vertices distributed between two covering triangles. So at least one of the covering triangles would have to contain points 1 unit apart, so it couldn’t be smaller than the original triangle.
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