All the kids loved their mums. Except for Trude.
Well, dogs need food.
All the kids respected their ancestors. Except for Josh.
He felt his pets deserved some nosh.
All the kids loved their grans. Except for Joe.
He didn't want the police to know.
Personal Blogs
Alla Barnen
Sunday, 19 June 2016, 22:29
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Sunset Heron
Saturday, 18 June 2016, 22:04
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Sunset heron
I can tell.
You know where you're flying.
I can tell.
You know where you're flying.
One Liner
Saturday, 18 June 2016, 21:52
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All Dad's brothers had remarried. He told me in a sensitive way, with a lot of nuance.
Love and Death
Friday, 17 June 2016, 22:29
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Time conquers pain, it never conquers love.
The Birds Around My Bed
Friday, 17 June 2016, 22:11
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Don't go, said the crow
Stay, said the jay
Don't rush, said the thrush
Don't die, said the pie
Starting when, said the wren
Out of luck, said the duck
Gone. said the swan.
Summer Moon Haiku
Thursday, 16 June 2016, 23:19
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When consulted, the Summer Moon
Agrees I've got over you.
A bit.
Clerihew
Thursday, 16 June 2016, 22:51
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Giuseppe Verdi,
Was a big scaredy.
He only wrote Aida,
Because he saw a spaida.
One Liner
Thursday, 16 June 2016, 21:23
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When they brought the finger bowl, I didn't know the etiquette. Luckily someone lent me a hand.
One Liner
Tuesday, 14 June 2016, 23:53
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I'll never forget old Ma Key. She was huge. Built like a tent.
Pigosophy
Tuesday, 14 June 2016, 23:08
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Cartesian pigs,
Don't wear wigs,
But according to our figs,
We have free swill.
One Liner
Saturday, 11 June 2016, 23:19
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All the J's and L's were stolen. Luckily the police were on the K's.
Wet Stream Haiku
Saturday, 11 June 2016, 20:44
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The vivid brightness of other beings.
I cry at their beauty.
Moor-hen.
Watch out!
Saturday, 11 June 2016, 00:34
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My Sleep Monitor says I've been
Asleep 95 hours.
Human failure.
The Slowness of Time
Friday, 10 June 2016, 21:56
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I'm glad
Time has
Slowed me
Down
Now I can listen to it
better,
Wake Up, You Scholar
Friday, 10 June 2016, 21:36
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Disgusting: a scholar
Snoring like a pig.
So he can't hear the birdsIf I should vote
Tuesday, 7 June 2016, 23:05
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If I should vote, remember this of me
That according to The Representation of the People Act (1983)
My vote is cast, and cannot be revoked by any earthly sway.
(Unless the Royal Mail loses it on the way.)
Wet Flowers Haiku
Tuesday, 7 June 2016, 22:42
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Old man, don't expect
More than the scent of wet flowers
This summer night.
More than the scent of wet flowers
This summer night.
The Reverse Domino Effect
Monday, 6 June 2016, 22:59
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One person picks themself up from the ground
And someone close by sees, and does the same.
Dusts themself down, and carries on.
A third picks up the same idea:
Defeat is not defeat; and copies yet again
The resolution they have seen before.
And so it carries on; one act of courage
Can be infectious in a chain, and at the end
We all may rise again with pride.
The Grave's a Lonely Place
Monday, 6 June 2016, 22:22
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"I fancied you".
"I never knew!"
"I never said."
"And now I'm dead."
My Kitchen Bad
Sunday, 5 June 2016, 22:55
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The spinach didn't just wilt.
It was kilt.
Wanna Loose Wait?
Saturday, 4 June 2016, 23:23
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Here's another crazy idea. Some Swiss prof claims if you want to slim, then between dawn and dusk you should eat only cereals. Honestly. It's called "The day, the muesli diet".
Calendar Misinformation
Saturday, 4 June 2016, 23:19
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Google Calendar sent an alert: "Clear tomorrow". Got up and it was still raining.
One Liner
Saturday, 4 June 2016, 22:28
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Another one. I asked some Greens a question. But there was no Brussels answerability.
One Liner
Saturday, 4 June 2016, 22:07
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My new hedge is privet. I was thinking outside the box.
One Liner
Friday, 3 June 2016, 01:02
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Revenge is sweet so they say. Do they mean it's serial?
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