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Doctor, Doctor

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 25 Aug 2019, 11:34

I went to the doctor, I said "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pile of pebbles on a beach somewhere".

She said "Are you sure?"

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Dermatoglyphics - A Puzzle

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The word 'dermatoglyphics' refers to the study of patterns on the skin. It's of interest to word-puzzle enthusiasts (as well detectives; think fingerprints) because at 15 letters it weighs in as one of the longest words in English with no repeated letters.

Imagine we scramble the letters completely at random, to get an anagram: for example 'eymrsopahcdgtli'. Suppose we try many of these anagrams and count the number of letters that are in the same position as they were in the original 'dermatoglyphics'. The count can be anything from 0 to 13, or 15. What will its average value be?


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Recognition At Last

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Good news. For my work in the physics of closely-compacted ice-crystal spheres I’ve been awarded the Snowball Prize.

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An Upright Figure

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Tongue Twister

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Just a jester adjuster.


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Epitaph for a Comedian

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Just a jester

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 23 Aug 2019, 01:51
If there was a trend for the word ‘pail’..., hmm, would we be able to buck it?
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One Liner

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 Fleece-lined cool bags? No thanks. They’re just pulling the wool over our ice.
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The Great Escape, or Subjectivity

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Luckily Schrödinger’s cat was a creative animal and could think outside the box.

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Fourier Analysis

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Fourier analysis, named after Joseph Fourier (1768 - 1830), is a branch of mathematics of huge importance in modern technology.

A little-known fact is that Fourier once had a short-term position at a Cambridge college, where he was very highly regarded. When he came to leave the college all the other dons gathered and sang “Fourier’s a jolly good fellow!”

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Tom Swifty

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“This oil is unrefined”, said Tom ———-

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One Liner

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People said baking was difficult. But it turned out a piece of cake.

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 21 Aug 2019, 23:52

There's a company that says their brooms are the best in the universe. That's a sweeping claim.

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Cheese Joke

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Q. What kind of cheese weighs a thousand kilos and never moves?

A. The still ton.

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Affirmation

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We two would still have loved

Even if the universe did not exist.


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Switched-on Tom

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Family Pet

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We had to let our Hadrosaur go in the end; we couldn't afford it. The bill just went through the roof.

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I just watched this talk where the speaker said we can't deal with uncertainty. I wasn’t sure he was right.

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One Liner

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Apparently academics aren’t allowed in anywhere on 26 August. It’s a ‘ban scholar’ day.

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Tom Swifty

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 12 Aug 2019, 01:05

“I adore timber-framed houses”, Tom ———


Drill down for the answer

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Beamed

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One Liner

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People keep trying to sell me hearing aids. But I'm not listening.

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From Good News Education

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What shall it profit a person, if they understand a thing, but cannot explain it to the world?

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Rodez Cathedral Lights

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I was stunned by these pictures of Miguel Chevalier’s light art at Rodez Cathedral

https://www.designboom.com/art/miguel-chevalier-digital-supernova-rodez-cathedral-07-28-2019/

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The Little Rose, A Poem

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The rose whispered to me

Can you not see that I am dying?

No I replied

All roses live forever

Little rose you can carry us both

And to wherever we want

Because love is a miraculous vehicle.


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The last roses

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petals still hang

but

soon it’s 

winter

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