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The number of times I've heard people say history repeats itself.
The Neanderthals fascinate us; they were close enough to interbreed, but we know so little of them. Could they talk, for example? No-one can say.
The name is from the Neanderthal, a German valley (thal, tal in modern German, the same word as English dale or dell). I always imagined it was named for a river: 'the valley of the Neander'.
But not so; the valley is called after a local 17c pastor. His family name was Neumann, but being a scholar he translated it into Greek, Neander.
So in a wry twist, the valley where the bones of our old relatives were first found is literally 'New man's dale'.
A prince can always raise some readies from the crown jewels. But what can frogs pawn?
I'm reading The Unfolding of Language by Guy Deutscher and he quotes this German proverb
"Keeping order is a crutch for those who are too lazy to search for things …" ("Wer Ordnung hält ist nur zu faul zu suchen").
I couldn't help feeling a lot better about my desktop when I read this (similar to the feeling I get when I see a photograph of Francis Bacon's studio).
You had a white dress on
When we met for a second,
Forty years ago.
Relationship guidance. Stick to Sudoku. That way you'll have fewer cross words.
If you had asked me just a couple of days back what word in English has the most zs in it, then I would have instantly replied 'pizzazz'. It's the obvious answer (and has a lot of pizzazz).
But I have learned better. The correct answer is 'zenzizenzizenzic', referring to numbers which are "squares of squares squared".
So (if I have it right) 3 squared is 3 x 3 = 9; square that is 81; square 81 and we get 6561. There you go. 6561 is a zenzizenzizenzic number.
The word erupted briefly in the 16c, like a sort of linguistic supernova, but sadly soon faded in favor of 8, more compact but less zedful.
Swans bittern twite shrike
One thing in Spring I wisheses,
Can someone tell me why,
There's some folks sez Narcissuses,
But others, Narcissi?
Doctor Blunder went down under
On a tourist plane;
He died in combat,
With a hairy-nosed wombat,
And never returned home again.
This is not a Monday grin.
I've never understood why, but some people seem to consider it a species of crime.
In his plays William Shakespeare positively throve upon it.
Although I admit things were different when he came to write a sonnet.
Here's another mondegreen, one I'd forgotten about. It's absolutely genuine, not made up, and was told me by a friend.
Spoken: "A Graham Greene novel".
Heard: "A gray and green nozzle."
Nikos Katzantzakis was a controversial Cretan writer, most famous for the book and film "Zorba the Greek'. His epitaph is famous.
It's often translated in a literal way, but how the capture the spirit? Here's my attempt.
Free now.
Photo: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kazantzakis_Grab.jpg
Although he didn't win the Nobel Prize.
He never had writer's block.
Enabling him to write twenty-five novels, including Brighton Rock.
I've heard eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. Thanks, but I can do without electronic seabirds watching me.
Buy buy!
Why?
Bye!
Each bears a sorrow
Impossible to relinquish.
The Hicks Basin exists and we don't need a Large Hadron Collider to see it!
http://www.hicksandhicks.com/antiques/antique-basins/
"How will I know when the celestial wind blows?"
"You will see the guava tree wave."
Sire Lancelot was late atte the lists. Butte Sire Gawain was joust in time.
Everyone takes Paras A, B and C seriously. I just don't know why they laugh at Para D.
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