Reading about Cam's plans for discounted prices for first time buyers under the Cons, I'm stating my objections now. I don't want my taxes funding lower prices for home buyers, i want them to pay for education, heath services and the welfare state. It's no wonder the Cons are so into home 'ownership', along with 'marriage' they are the pillars of capitalism. Keeping your nose to the grindstone to pay for you 'death pledges'. Once the ring is on, the next step is buying the house after which your life becomes centred on paying the mortgage. And what does that mean in reality, you get a large loan and over the 20 to 40 years it takes to pay it off, you will have paid for your property twice over. Then you either end up having to sell it to pay for your care or else you'll leave it to your children to fight over!! How can you own anything? Everything we have is borrowed, our lives are finite, we can't take any of this with us, we might delude ourselves that we 'own' stuff, but we don't own anything, everything is temporary and all that we have for our use in this lifetime will eventually be like ourselves, dust. I know so many people who got caught up in the property boom (trap) and are now sitting with huge mortgages and negative equity, we've been conned people!! If you want to help in the fight against capitalism and greedy bankers, don't buy houses, don't give them your money, keep as much of it to yourself as your can and use it to enjoy your life as much as possible. And if you want to be with someone, just be with them, you don't have to get married! But if you have children, DO take care of your responsibilities!! A happy childhood is the foundation to a good life, and pays better dividends than bankers!! After all, your children get to decide on your care home!
Well, our feminist is on the rant again I see. You don’t want to take her too seriously, she gets a bit carried away at times. However, she does make you think about some of the issues around marriage. There are so many ways of looking at it, and I was going to take a different angle on this, but I was watching the news the other night, and they reported a story about Fr. Brian D’Arcy having been censured by the Vatican for expressing some views in support of marriage for priests, or against celibacy, if you prefer to look at it that way. Fr Brian is well known in Ireland and writes a column in a newspaper called the Sunday World, and he sometimes does a stint on the little ‘spiritual’ section, on the Chris Evans breakfast show.
As someone who was brought up Catholic, I’d like to throw out a few ideas around the issue, and would be interested in what other people think. I have also been watching the BBC 2 series Divine Women, and have found it interesting how the early Christian Church operated, compared with all the patriarchal rules and regulations that have been imposed upon it since.
So consider this…..within the Catholic Church, when a man or woman wants to become a priest or a nun, they have to go through years of study to prepare themselves before they are allowed to make that lifetime commitment, and in effect, when they do, they become married to God. Now, on the other hand, any gombeen with a notion to, can give 3-6 months notice, do a pre-marriage course or not ( I don’t think they are compulsory) and then get married.
Within the Catholic Church, there is no divorce, and there is certainly no re-marrying in the Church, if you have been divorced. Now just for arguments sake, lets concentrate on the nun’s perspective on this. A nun wears a wedding ring and is considered a bride of Christ. She can leave the Church, which many have done, and she can then get married in Church. Why is that allowed? She is able to divorce herself from God and re-marry in Church, even though she went through all those years of training in preparation for taking the vow or taking Holy Orders, as it is called.
But an ordinary woman or man, cannot do the same, even though they may have had little or no preparation at all before marriage. Is there a double standard operating here? Is marriage to God, not as important as marriage to another human being? Holy orders and marriage are supposed to be sacraments, in the eyes of the Church, how is it possible within the law of the Church to be able to marry God, then leave him/her or it, and then marry a person in the Church?
And there’s another thing, if any of you have watched the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding series on Channel 4, I wonder if you think like me, that there is something immoral about allowing sixteen year olds to marry. What does anyone know about anything at sixteen not to mention, the realities and responsibilities of a marital relationship?
What is marriage supposed to be about? What is it’s purpose? We were taught at school, a Convent Grammar, that the purpose of marriage is to have children. So, if you can’t have children are you entitled to get an annulment? Or if you know beforehand that you can’t have children, should you not be allowed to marry?
I’m just asking these questions because I’ve actually come to believe that there is something unnatural about the whole situation or maybe it’s more about the whole approach to marriage.
I’ve been on this whole spiritual journey for many years now (I may have mentioned it in one or two other posts) and the more I look at these things the less sense they seem to make. Among my friends there has recently been a plethora (great word that by the way, I remember it from The Three Amigos, if I recall correctly!) a plethora of relationship break-ups, and all the break ups were instigated by the females, funnily enough. Some of the couples were married, some not, but all involved children.
A few months back there was a great story in the Observer newspaper about a woman who was approaching her forties, she wasn’t in a relationship but wanted to be a mother. If you know the story you can skip ahead but if you don’t, read on, because it’s really interesting. What she did was, she advertised for a man who wanted to be a father because she wanted the child to have parents who were both interested in being parents. She wasn’t having much luck, as most of the men she interviewed shared different ideas about parenting. Then a friend recommended a gay man who they knew also wanted to be a father. They got together, had shared ideas about parenting and so they decided to go ahead and have the child. And this is where it gets really interesting…..he fell in love with her, even though he had lived his whole life as a gay man and had never had a romantic relationship with a woman. They are now very happily married and the child is about two years old.
Isn’t that a fascinating story!!!
So maybe the conversation we should be having before marriage is not what colour the bridesmaids should wear, or who to invite, but how to bring up the children? Because the pre-nuptial agreement, which is very popular among the rich, to protect their assets, is something I believe could be brought in and extended to cover not just the monetary assets, but every aspect of the marital relationship from childcare to housework, and in case there is a breakdown, living arrangements, finances, and contact arrangements for the children.
People think about their monetary assets but give no consideration at all to what will surely be their greatest asset, their children!!
We jump into these situations assuming everything will work itself out in time and the real issues are seldom addressed before the wedding, then it’s too late afterwards and when I look around me, I honestly don’t see very many genuinely happy marriages. That is not to say that marriage can’t work and there aren’t good marriages out there but I don’t believe the preparation is anywhere near adequate for the task ahead and I really believe that parenting is something that should be taught in schools.
I also think that no girl should be allowed to marry under the age of twenty-five, and I would make that twenty-nine for a man. I know people have got married at younger ages and stayed together but I really believe that it needs much more thought and preparation than it is currently given and I think with a few changes, we might have less marriages but the marriages we would have, would be better, and there would be fewer divorces.
Strong opinions are expressed here. You have been warned!!
Ahhh marriage, that great old institution, the bedrock of a civilised society, the foundation upon which all stable families depend and……..Oh what was that !!! I must have fallen asleep and been dreaming…..it’s ok…….I’m awake now!!
Marriage, well it certainly is an institution! Having indulged and been lucky enough to have escaped with all my faculties in tact….just about….I have to say that the institution analogy is very appropriate. As a matter of fact, I think we should replace the wedding rings with something more symbolically appropriate, like a straight-jacket and a frontal lobotomy for her, and a remote control and a lifetime’s subscription to Sky sports for him.
Because that’s what seems to happen to couples after the rings have been put on. She disappears into herself and forgets that she used to have life outside of housework and children. Every day merges into the same miserable drudgery until you’re living in some nightmarish Groundhog day scenario, with each day as monotonous and soul destroying as the next.
And as for him??? Well what can I say, all of a sudden the antics of some football team and ownership of the remote control, becomes a life or death struggle in getting through the daily round of mutual contempt that your marriage has become.
You look at him/her and try to remember what it was about this person that you used to profess to love. LOVE?? You say to yourself bitterly, what does that even mean? How can something that was supposed to be so wonderful, turn so quickly into this seething hotbed of petty power struggles and sarcastic asides; where trying to agree what DVD to watch on a Saturday night can quickly descend into a trade-off of insults, where her mother’s overbearing intrusion is voiced for half the neighbourhood to hear, and where his father’s personal habits are dissected with a venom that sends small animals and children running for cover; where all those little annoyances, like hanging the toilet roll the wrong way, can escalate into an issue of such magnitude that the UN put a platoon of special forces on stand-by just in case! You finally agree, but agree isn’t really the word is it? What actually happens is that someone has to back down, adding another layer of contempt to an already expanding portfolio of her f**king whinges, and his all-round uselessness.
In time you’ll look back and wonder if you were suffering from some sort of mental pathology, as you remember how you actively pursued this state. You’ll recall how you wanted this, how you dreamed and planned for it, saved every penny to pay for it, maybe even borrowed thousands of pounds because you wanted to make your day special,.....and now all you can think is ‘What the hell was I thinking, why did nobody warn me?’
You could have travelled the world several times over, had great holidays to exotic countries, met more windswept and interesting people but no, you got married instead. You look over at your other half and can barely contain the sneer quivering on your top lip. Stuck now with children and a mortgage, you’re trapped and the worst thing is, YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF!!!!!
Yes marriage, don’t ya just LOVE IT????!!!!
Which makes all the controversy over gay marriage seem a little unnecessary, don’t you think? Personally I don’t have a problem with gay marriage, far from it, I really think that gay people should be allowed to get married. I mean why should the heterosexual community be the only ones to suffer! After all, the only people who complain about not being married are those people who never were, and believe me, a few years of marriage will certainly cure them of that.
So if you’re thinking about getting married and reading this is making you nervous, GOOD, you have been warned!!! But never fear, it’s not all doom and gloom, there is an escape clause, it’s what divorce was invented for. And finally if the worst comes to the worst, remember, marriage may be grand but divorce can be SEVERAL!!!
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