This is something I read a long time ago, I can’t remember where. Someone spotted a sign that read
and wondered did it mean
1. Alsatians roaming freely.
2. Sexually incontinent outstations.
3. Alsatians with poor bowel control.
4. A demand that Alsatians be released from captivity.
5. Alsatians for sale in arbitrary numbers, not pre-bagged.
And I suppose we might add
6. Floppy Alsatians.