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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 13 Oct 2021, 22:02

They’ve cut my hair off!” Samson sounded distressed.


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Upon The Pun

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pun

Is fun.

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How would you make a joke about a small fruit basket?

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Punnet.




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Tom Swiftie at the Bar

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"Evening all", Tom said entrancingly.

"Everyone have a drink on me", Tom said roundly.

"It's an old drinking song", Tom said bruisingly.

"Ready salted please", Tom said crisply.

"The pub's run out of beer", Tom said bitterly.

"Guinness is good for you", Tom said stoutly.

"Let's have just one more", Tom said tightly.

"See you all tomorrow", Tom said regularly.


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