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Six Daffynitions

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Bagel: Small breed of dog

Ciabatta: Did you negotiate a price?

Chapati: Did you celebrate?

Farmhouse: A celeb

Sourdough: This money belongs to us

Tin: Comes after naan


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Tensegrity

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I watched a YouTube video by Steve Mould, in which he explained and demonstrated a type of structure called tensegrity. This was completely new to me and I found it fascinating. For example, here is a plant stand you can buy on Amazon


At first sight this seems impossible; how can the top magically levitate? Steve Mould explained it by starting with a 2-D version, something like this.

The black bars are rods and the red lines are wires. If you try to push the top down, the wire EF will be stretched and will pull the top part back up. If you try to push the top to the right, the wire AC will be stretched and will pull the top back into position. Similarly, if you try to push the top to the left, the wire BD will be stretched and will pull the top back into position.

The 3-D version in the plant stand follows the same principles. Although it has four radial wires it's still possible to build such structure with only three wires altogether and you can even buy a Lego-compatible version of this design.



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My Introduction to Orzo

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I’ve just had some orzo, which for those who don’t know (I didn’t until this week) is a kind of tiny pasta shaped like grains of barley, which is what the word means in Italian.

I was curious about the origins of the word. It turns out it is from Latin hordeum and this from a root that means “bristly”, which an ear of barley famously is. The same root gives horrible, which originally meant “bristling”, urchin, and gorse.

Back to barley. This is from the same root as Latin farina “flour”, which is also the origin of farrago, a jumble of different grains all mixed together for animal feed. Also from barley we get “barn”, a grain store. It’s also found in place names such as Barton and Barley.

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Heckler Joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 16 Jan 2021, 02:01

It is said a lecturer once told an audience “A double negative makes a positive. ‘I ain’t got nothing’ would mean the speaker has got something. But a double positive can never make a negative.”

From the rear of the room someone called out, “Yeh yeh”.

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On meeting a stranger

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The stranger said “I am

From the same planet as you, and yet not the same planet.”

I found her words oddly comforting.

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Heckler joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 15 Jan 2021, 02:12

The speaker said, “Making an audience laugh is a cheap trick. Anyone can do it.”

From the floor a heckler cried, “Go orn. Do it then!” 

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Very short liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 15 Jan 2021, 01:48

Piranhas. They’re fishes.

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Dad Joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 14 Jan 2021, 15:27

I'm trying to teach my bloodhound to play football. But all he can do is dribble.

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Dad Joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 13 Jan 2021, 02:41

Tonight I found a website dedicated to jokes about mining. Many were ore-full and some touched rock-bottom.

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Just Askin

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What’s the antonym of the antonym of synonym?

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Dad Joke

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They should never have put the Scrabble and firework factories next to one another. An explosion could spell disaster.
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Word of the Day : Hydronym

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 11 Jan 2021, 23:59

Hydronym is the name of an individual pond/lake/stream/river/sea/ocean, as ‘The Round Pond’, ‘Lake Superior’, ‘The Tyburn Brook’, ‘The Yangtze’, ‘The South China Sea’, ‘The South Pacific’.

I came across the word when looking up the River Rhine (Wagner had come up in a quiz we did last night) and it appears that it is just the ancient Celtic name and means ‘flowing’. There is a river Reno in Italy which shares the same name origin. And the Greek roi meaning flow may be related. See also Rhône.

Names of rivers tend to be conservative : new arrivals may speak a different language but often just go with the flow and retain local names of physical features such as hills and rivers. And quite often the local name is not really a name so much as the literal description. For example, ‘Avon’, just means river, as in modern Welsh Afon.

Particularly interesting is ‘Ouse’. This is thought to be from Celtic usso = water. The word is cognate with, that is to say has the same root, as ‘water’, and Russian voda, from which vodka, ‘little water’, is derived. And these are cognate with Gaelic uisce, which is seen in the word whiskey, using beatha =‘ water of life’.


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A Cheese By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 11 Jan 2021, 00:54

A stunning map of different names for "cheese" across the regions of Europe. There are some interesting geographical patterns, but a few suprises too. Cheese is from Latin caesus = cheese but in Rome nowadays cheese is fromaggio, but notice Sardinia is more conservative. Good to see Manx and Friesian are recognised.


Credit: https://i.imgur.com/v8rfMC4.png

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Important Advice

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Make sure to only buy genuine false teeth. Don’t be a “tooth mug”.

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John Constable

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WE were looking tonight at a famous picture by John Constable.


It is a wild and romantic scene and strangely some of the lighting felt to us like the Salvador Dali picture The Peristence Of Memory.

The image is from Wikimedia Commons

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New Start-Up

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Our new start-up is a messaging system that doesn't rush people. We've named it e-snail.

Here is our logo 🐌 📧

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Dad Joke

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What do you call someone who tricks a senior police officer?

Super duper.

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Lockdown Effects : Self Assessment

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 5 Jan 2021, 23:50

Prompted by a YouTube post from Tim Spector of the ZOE Covid symptom study, I thought about how I have fared. In health terms, where have I improved, where have I done worse, and where have things stayed more or less the same?

Diet. +3: More fresh produce, more veg, more fibre, trending to less meat, especially red or cured. Ready meals right down.

Keeping in touch with family and friends. +2: In these times I’ve reached out a lot to others and they to me. So more contact, but not as good as meeting in person of course.

Exercise. -1: I’m restricted anyway in what I can do but it’s been notched down now.

Sleep pattern. -0.5: it’s always been erratic and lockdown has made it a little worse.

Alcohol. The same: a bit high but little change if any.


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Locker Puzzle Solution

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Imagine the lockers are numbered 1 - 100.

Each locker switches from closed to open, or vice versa, whenever it is a multiple of 1, then of 2, then of 3, of 4 etc.

So it switches as many times as its number has factors. For example locker 6 will be switched by person 1, person 2, person 3 and person 6.

If a locker is switched an even number of times it will be back where it started, i.e. closed. So lockers whose number has an even number of factors will end up closed. Conversely lockers whose number has an odd number of factors will be switched an odd number of times and end up open.

Which numbers have an odd number of factors? As a rule factors occur in pairs of distinct numbers; for example

6 = 1 x 6 = 6 x 1

6 = 2 x 3 = 3 x 2

However the exception are square numbers, which by definition have a factor (the root of the square) which is not one of a distinct pair. For example

9 = 1 x 9 = 9 x 1

9 = 3 x 3

Square numbers, and only square numbers, have an odd number of factors. So we conclude that the lockers that are open at the end are just those numbered 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81 and 100.





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The Locker Puzzle

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I found this nice puzzle on math.stackexchange.com. I hadn't seen it before.

In a school hallway there are 100 closed lockers. 100 people walk through the hallway one after another.

The first person changes the state of every locker from closed to open,

The second person changes the state of every second locker, from open to closed,

The third person changes the state of every third locker, from open to closed or vice versa,

The fourth person changes the state of every fourth locker, from open to closed or vice versa,

and so on, right on until the hundreth person, who changes the state, open or closed, of every hundredth locker.

At the end which of the lockers are open?

Answer tomorrow.

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Why Did The Sausage Cross the Road?

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 4 Jan 2021, 02:41

Cos it was on a roll!

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Why is taramasalata special

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I love its salty taste.

Plus it's the only word in English with six vowels all 'a' s. Maybe.

The OED allows Taramasalata, but sadly, in Greek it's Taramosalata (Ταραμοσαλάτα).

Pity.

Ti krima.

τι κρίμα




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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 4 Jan 2021, 01:18
I bought some gloves I saw in a sale. They're bound to come in handy one day.


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haiku for a memory

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 3 Jan 2021, 02:02

When first I saw you

When you’d gone out the door

When they were all saying shessuchaloverlygirl

I never forgot that moment.



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Counting in Anglo-Saxon

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 1 Jan 2021, 23:25

What surprises me is how little these words have changed in a thousand years, and also that if you speak them aloud, articulating all the letters, you get a kind of feel from how they might have sounded then.

an forma
twa oðer
ðreo ðridda
feower feorða
fif fifta
siex siexta
seofon seofoða
eahta eahtoða
nigon nigoða
tien teoða

forma and oðer have been replaced by first (which looks like a natural vowel and then consonant shift perhaps, I think the German is erste) and second, from Latin secundus.



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