I’ve been asked to write a short piece on procrastination. But I can do it later.
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Q. How does an ant who’s not driving a taxi any longer feel?
A. Exuberant.
“That ditch is swarming with some kind of insect”, said Tom trenchantly.
A cat can look at a queen.
Cats have nine lives.
How many shopping days till Christmas?
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Every dog has his day.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Many hands make light work.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
Birds of a feather flock together.
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It’s always darkest just before the dawn.
There’s light at the end of the tunnel.
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Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
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Cut your coat according to your cloth.
A stitch in time saves nine.
How many shopping days till Christmas.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
This features my friend Mike Lloyd playing a duet, remotely of course, with Sebastian Pompilio, a professional guitarist and guitar teacher based in Argentina.
Mike says they did the duet with a lot of help from audio/video editing software, recording parts separately and then stitching them together.
An old shelf collapsed today, sadly; a bottle of Port fell and broke. No use crying, but why is Port called Port?
It's named for Oporto which means 'The port' in Portugese. I knew that but wanted to dig deeper.
Portugal itself seems to have been named in Latin, Portus Cale, the first element meaning port or gate or mountain pass etc. in Latin, the second a Celtic name, of a deity, or a people, or lots of other possibilites, see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Portugal#Etymology
But what about Latin portus? What are its origins? I was surprised. It is conjecturered to stem from a word pertus = crossing in the long-ago origin of most (but not all!) European languages.
So, even more surprisingly perhaps, the English word ford has the same origin. Grimm's laws documented that words that began with 'p' or 'q' in Greek or Latim have mutated to start with 'f' in Germanic languages, so e.g.
pater (Latin) -> father
pisce (Latin) -> fish
pyre (Greek) -> fire
pente (Greek) -> five
quercus (Latin) -> fir (not the same tree, but the same word root)
pothi (Greek) -> foot
If you want to feed in anything more, you have an opportunity to do so in the Comments.
Tonight Winter knocked at my door
But Spring was peeping over her shoulder.
Death. Is it just around the coroner?
Is Ricotta hotter.
Or is Feta better?
I heard this scientist going on about "Black coals in space", I thought hey look in my cellar.
How to Make the World Add Up: Ten Rules for Thinking Differently, by Tim Harford.
Suppose I were to de-exist.
Would I be missed?
I came, I saw, I concurred.
Q. What did the mummy firefly say to the baby firefly?
A. Glow baby, glow!
I was charmed to read a couple from Bridport with surnames White and Christmas have married to become the White-Christmasses.
Going further afield, there is Romanian surname Biban and a French one Thierry. I’ll leave you to work that one out.
Amazingly there is a French/German surname Dubel, and a surname Burled. So there could be a double-barrelled surname Dubel-Burled.
There were five friends once
That met in a certain place
But a cruel wind came up one day
That sent them their separate ways.
And now they hope to meet again
But know not how nor when.
A, B, C, D and E went out for a meal. The restaurant was very crowded, but managed to vitamin.
Knock-knock!
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda who's kissing her now.
The modern consensus is no, but early in the pandemic there appeared to be evidence that smoking protected against Covid-19. This seemed surprising, but when dealing with an unknown quantity conventional wisdom might be overturned. Perhaps the smoke kills virus particles, it’s plausible.
Here’s a study that compared test-confirmed Covid rates among hospital patients who smoked and those who did not.
https://www.qeios.com/read/WPP19W.3
The article abstract concluded
“Conclusions and relevance: Our cross sectional study in both COVID-19 out- and inpatients strongly suggests that daily smokers have a very much lower probability of developing symptomatic or severe SARS-CoV-2 infection as compared to the general population.”
Should I resume smoking after all these years?
No. As discussed here
https://rss.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1740-9713.01413
the correlation is likely to be an example of Berkson’s paradox, not a real effect.
Smokers are more likely than non-smokers to need hospital treatment for reasons that are unconnected to Covid. So if you test everyone on a respiratory ward, a smaller proportion of the smokers will have Covid relative to the non-smokers.
But the idea that smoking could protect against infectious disease, and confer other other health benefits is old.
“During the London plague of 1665 children were instructed to smoke in their schoolrooms; and in 1882, in a Bolton outbreak of smallpox, tobacco was actually issued to all the residents of a workhouse.”
See
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1079499/Here are some photographs my brother Simon took of unusual fungi.
The first is the candle snuff.
The second is the birds nest fungus.
Autumn memories
Blowing my emotions about
As if they were dead leaves.
This is my attempted haikuonification of a poem by Paul Verlaine. I've admired and remembered the original for many years. Here it is
- Les sanglots longs
- Des violons
- De l'automne
- Blessent mon cœur
- D'une langueur
- Monotone.
- Tout suffocant
- Et blême, quand
- Sonne l'heure,
- Je me souviens
- Des jours anciens
- Et je pleure;
- Et je m'en vais
- Au vent mauvais
- Qui m'emporte
- Deçà, delà,
- Pareil à la
- Feuille morte.
Think of any number whatsoever and there is a prime number starting with the digits of that number. For example if you pick 42, 421 is prime. In fact there are infinitely many primes beginning with 42, such as 421 or 42139 ...
Another example: the first primes starting with the current year number and the next are 20201 and 20219.
In every case, for any sequence of non-zero digits, infinitely many prime numbers start with that sequence. For instance infinitely many primes begin with 3142592. I guess I could find the first, in fact I will try in the morning.
And in fact I found three!
314159207 314159227 314159257
Roads are not easy things to cross
What with the anxious dithering at the kerbside
And then the quick fluttery traffic-defying dash
To a place we didn’t know we wanted to be.
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