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Procrastination

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I’ve been asked to write a short piece on procrastination. But I can do it later.

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Ant Joke

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Q. How does an ant who’s not driving a taxi any longer feel?

A. Exuberant. 

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Tom Swifty

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“That ditch is swarming with some kind of insect”, said Tom trenchantly.

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A Ballad of Proverbs, after Villon

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 11 Nov 2020, 03:52

A cat can look at a queen.

Cats have nine lives.

How many shopping days till Christmas?

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Every dog has his day.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Many hands make light work.

How many shopping days till Christmas?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

Birds of a feather flock together.

How many shopping days till Christmas?

It’s always darkest just before the dawn.

There’s light at the end of the tunnel.

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Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

How many shopping days till Christmas?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

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Cut your coat according to your cloth.

A stitch in time saves nine.

How many shopping days till Christmas.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

How many shopping days till Christmas?
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Milongueo del Ayer, by Abel Fleury

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 12 Nov 2020, 11:59

This features my friend Mike Lloyd playing a duet, remotely of course, with Sebastian Pompilio, a professional guitarist and guitar teacher based in Argentina.

Mike says they did the duet with a lot of help from audio/video editing software, recording parts separately and then stitching them together.

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Supper 09/11/2030

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 10 Nov 2020, 00:52


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A Bottle Hits The Dust

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 10 Nov 2020, 00:53

An old shelf collapsed today, sadly; a bottle of Port fell and broke. No use crying, but why is Port called Port?

It's named for Oporto which means 'The port' in Portugese. I knew that but wanted to dig deeper.

Portugal itself seems to have been named in Latin, Portus Cale, the first element meaning port or gate or mountain pass etc. in Latin, the second a Celtic name, of a deity, or a people, or lots of other possibilites, see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Portugal#Etymology

But what about Latin portus? What are its origins? I was surprised. It is conjecturered to stem from a word pertus = crossing in the long-ago origin of most (but not all!) European languages.

So, even more surprisingly perhaps, the English word ford has the same origin. Grimm's laws documented that words that began with 'p' or 'q' in Greek or Latim have mutated to start with 'f' in Germanic languages, so e.g.

pater (Latin) -> father

pisce (Latin) -> fish

pyre (Greek) -> fire

pente (Greek) -> five

quercus (Latin) -> fir (not the same tree, but the same word root)

pothi (Greek) -> foot

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Hope

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Tonight Winter knocked at my door

But Spring was peeping over her shoulder.

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One Liner

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Death. Is it just around the coroner?

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Cheese comparison

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Is Ricotta hotter.

Or is Feta better?

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Astronomical Mondegreen

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 6 Nov 2020, 23:03

I heard this scientist going on about "Black coals in space", I thought hey look in my cellar.

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What I’m Reading

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How to Make the World Add Up: Ten Rules for Thinking Differently, by Tim Harford. 


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De-existance

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Suppose I were to de-exist.

Would I be missed?

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What J. Caesar might have said, but didn’t

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 I came, I saw, I concurred.

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Playground Joke

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Q. What did the mummy firefly say to the baby firefly?

A. Glow baby, glow!

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Double-Barrelled

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I was charmed to read a couple from Bridport with surnames White and Christmas have married to become the White-Christmasses.

Going further afield, there is Romanian surname Biban and a French one Thierry. I’ll leave you to work that one out.

Amazingly there is a French/German surname Dubel, and a surname Burled. So there could be a double-barrelled surname Dubel-Burled.


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The Five Friends - A Poem

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 4 Nov 2020, 02:54

There were five friends once

That met in a certain place

But a cruel wind came up one day

That sent them their separate ways.

And now they hope to meet again

But know not how nor when.

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At the restaurant

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A, B, C, D and E went out for a meal. The restaurant was very crowded, but managed to vitamin.

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Knock-knock!

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Knock-knock!

    Wanda

Wanda who?

    Wanda who's kissing her now.

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Is Smoking Good for You?

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The modern consensus is no, but early in the pandemic there appeared to be evidence that smoking protected against Covid-19. This seemed surprising, but when dealing with an unknown quantity conventional wisdom might be overturned. Perhaps the smoke kills virus particles, it’s plausible.

Here’s a study that compared test-confirmed Covid rates among hospital patients who smoked and those who did not.

https://www.qeios.com/read/WPP19W.3

The article abstract concluded

“Conclusions and relevance: Our cross sectional study in both COVID-19 out- and inpatients strongly suggests that daily smokers have a very much lower probability of developing symptomatic or severe SARS-CoV-2 infection as compared to the general population.”

Should I resume smoking after all these years?

No. As discussed here

https://rss.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1740-9713.01413

the correlation is likely to be an example of Berkson’s paradox, not a real effect.

Smokers are more likely than non-smokers to need hospital treatment for reasons that are unconnected to Covid. So if you test everyone on a respiratory ward, a smaller proportion of the smokers will have Covid relative to the non-smokers.

But the idea that smoking could protect against infectious disease, and confer other other health benefits is old.

“During the London plague of 1665 children were instructed to smoke in their schoolrooms; and in 1882, in a Bolton outbreak of smallpox, tobacco was actually issued to all the residents of a workhouse.”

See 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1079499/


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Survey

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 2 Nov 2020, 21:50
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Unusual Fungi

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Here are some photographs my brother Simon took of unusual fungi.

The first is the candle snuff.


The second is the birds nest fungus.



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A Song of Autumn

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Autumn memories

Blowing my emotions about

As if they were dead leaves.

This is my attempted haikuonification of a poem by Paul Verlaine. I've admired and remembered the original for many years. Here it is

Les sanglots longs
Des violons
De l'automne
Blessent mon cœur
D'une langueur
Monotone.
Tout suffocant
Et blême, quand
Sonne l'heure,
Je me souviens
Des jours anciens
Et je pleure;
Et je m'en vais
Au vent mauvais
Qui m'emporte
Deçà, delà,
Pareil à la
Feuille morte.


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Spooky Primes

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 1 Nov 2020, 13:40

Think of any number whatsoever and there is a prime number starting with the digits of that number. For example if you pick 42, 421 is prime. In fact there are infinitely many primes beginning with 42, such as 421 or 42139 ...

Another example: the first primes starting with the current year number and the next are 20201 and 20219.

In every case, for any sequence of non-zero digits, infinitely many prime numbers start with that sequence. For instance infinitely many primes begin with 3142592. I guess I could find the first, in fact I will try in the morning.

And in fact I found three!

314159207 314159227 314159257


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Chicken Doubt - A Poem

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 31 Oct 2020, 22:32

Roads are not easy things to cross

What with the anxious dithering at the kerbside

And then the quick fluttery traffic-defying dash

To a place we didn’t know we wanted to be.

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