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Chicken Doubt - A Poem

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 31 Oct 2020, 22:32

Roads are not easy things to cross

What with the anxious dithering at the kerbside

And then the quick fluttery traffic-defying dash

To a place we didn’t know we wanted to be.

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Automotive Confusion

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Knock-knock joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 30 Oct 2020, 22:42

Knock-knock!

    Who's there?

Cherry.

    Cherry who?

Bye-bye!

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A four line Haiku

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Death, today I felt

You sniffing round

Hoping to add me

To your scorepad.

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Stamps and Throat Singing

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 29 Oct 2020, 23:13

Today I thought again of Richard Feynman, physicist and teacher, and his quest to visit the Republic of Tuva, because of his pre-teen fascination with the unusually beautiful stamps of that state. See

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg13318095-100-review-richard-feynmans-lost-journey/

Tuva is also famous for its throat singing. The singer produces a continuous low drone and then modulates the shape of the mouth and lips to generate a melody over the top, using the harmonics of the base note. Try steadily humming hummmmm and then moving you lips in the shape of vowel e a i o u, to get an idea.

That is about as far as I can go. But accomplished traditional throat singers can generate a second overtone, so sing three notes at once. Some Western classically trained singers have also learned to produce similar overtones and some pieces have been written for this style but it's unusual.

To hear some Tuvan throat singing visit

https://www.pbs.org/video/look-tuvan-throat-singing-ensemble-spysbr/

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Plague

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Plague is a serious disease caused by the bacterium Yersinia Pestis. It is rare nowadays but was responsible for the Great Plague of London in 1665, for example. Looking further back, most people have assumed it presented as the Black Death in the Middle Ages, but with some scholars unconvinced until relatively recently. More daringly, some have wondered if the pandemic that took place in the reign of the Roman emperor Justinian might be the same disease.

Recent work with datable human remains makes it almost curtain that Y. Pestis is indeed what caused all three of these plagues with a small ‘p’. Blood flows into a living tooth, and a pathogen in the blood may be in the teeth of a person when they die. Tooth enamel is very resistant and fragments of pathogen DNA can survive in the tooth for thousands of years.

Researchers have collected DNA samples by drilling into ancient teeth and used computers to reassemble the fragments and look for a sequence that identifies Y. Pestis. Results show that almost certainly the Great Plague of London, the Black Death, and the Justinian plague were the same thing.

And here’s a big surprise; it turns out the bacterium has been about for some 5000 years at least. But it only changed into the deadly form about 4000 years ago, when it swapped in a gene from some other bacterium.

See Ancient Plagues Shaped the World, Scientific American, November 2020.

 

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Health Anxiety

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I’m really worried I might be suffering from hypochondria.

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Mondegreen

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Read tonight: “l suppose it’s power for the course.”

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Proverbial Expression

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The fascinating common origin of sausage, salad and sauce

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 22 Oct 2020, 22:35

These all come ultimately from Latin salsa or saltus = salted. The same root gives us salt, of course, but also salary, originally a regular payment to allow purchase of salt. But further back Latin sal has common roots with Ancient Greek, ᾰ̔́λς which halide and halogen come from. And perhaps these all stem back to a word for sea. I love these connections between words.

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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 21 Oct 2020, 21:13

We hear a lot about the common cold. But what about the aristocratic cold?

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Codswallop

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If you love words and word origins as much as I do, you’ll enjoy the fine detective work in this blog post about codswallop.


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Belly Laugh

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The doctor said "Your BMI is way too high, you're obese."

Quick as a flash I riposted "Is that clinical waist?"

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Awful Ant Joke

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Q. What is a ruminant?

A. An ant that lives in lodgings.

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Heard Down the Pub

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 15 Oct 2020, 21:33

“Even since I slipped a disc, my back has been my Achilles heel.”

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Viviparous Lizard

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 15 Oct 2020, 19:38

Here’s a photo my brother took. It’s a viviparous, AKA common, lizard. These lizards are unusual, because they don’t lay eggs like the majority of reptiles but give birth to live young. This individual is a juvenile.


Apparently it is the only reptile native to Ireland. According to legend St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, which gives rise to the following joke:

“Q. What did St Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

A. Are you alright in the back there, snakes?”




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Virus Resistant

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My friend keeps ants as pets and he's very fond of them. He reckons he's protected from Covid, on account of his anty buddies.

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One liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 13 Oct 2020, 22:42

I got this phone call, they said “Are you interested in double glazing?” I was like “No, I think it’s totally boring.”

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Ant Joke

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Q. What do you call an ant that never says anything?

A. A mutant.

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Ant Joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 12 Oct 2020, 23:11

Q. What do you call an ant that refuses to do what it is told?

A. Defiant.

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Ant Joke

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 12 Oct 2020, 23:08

Q. What do you call ants that do what they’re told?
A. Compliance.

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Dad Joke

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I've invested heavily in string. All my money is tied up in it.

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A Geometric Puzzle

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 11 Oct 2020, 00:36

Here's an easy to understand geometric question, with a purely look-and-see solution. It comes from YouTuber Michael Penn but I have modified it slightly.

To be in the spirit of the traditional wooden Japanese temple offerings, called Sangahu, I have added decorative colours.

Question

If the larger square is 1 x 1 and so has area 1, what is the area of the smaller square?




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Sad News

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Very sad news tonight. Apparently the world's leading expert on frogs has just croaked.

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A Short But Mysterious Poem

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Oh Rose thou art sick

A famous poem by William Blake. It tugs at the fringes of our understanding; we can agree its meaning is important but we each one have a different interpretation of what that is; and we all think anew every time we read it.

O Rose thou art sick. 
The invisible worm, 
That flies in the night 
In the howling storm: 

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

I've always found Blake's accompanying illustration a little odd, and somewhat disturbing






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