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A Cornish Sunset

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Lemon stampede

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Weather Report

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Two codfish walked into a bar

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Well, they got battered.

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Dad Joke

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What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?

Max.

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Probability question

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Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?

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The pedant’s ice cube

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A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.

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Goldfinch eating forget-me-nots

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Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.



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Knock-knock

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Knock-knock!

    Who’s there.

Cher.

    Cher who?

Cher turn to do the washing up!

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Dad Joke

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I had a fight with my decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.

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Tom Swifty

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Not done one of these for a while.

“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.

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Pretty Moth

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This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.


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I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.

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One Liner

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The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.

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A remote spot

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Dad Joke

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What colour gives you wind? Burple.

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One Liner

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My tattooist. I’d swear she’s got designs on me.

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One Liner

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Apparently they've found a way to make explosives from poo. I call it bang out of ordure.

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Flat-Bottomed Clouds

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Why do these clouds have such flat bottoms?



 

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An Alien In My Beer

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Proof of the existence of extraterrestrial life!




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Bumblebee

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 8 Apr 2022, 17:02

The euphorbia is in full flower and this bumblebee loves it!


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We often hear the phrase, “The fur flew”. Would that be hairo-o-dynamics?

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Love Haiku

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In some past time long ago
When hope was younger
We would have married.
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Crossword Clue

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 5 Apr 2022, 21:35

From today’s Times Quick Cryptic, set by Joker.

Half the alphabet? This was split some time ago (4)

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Car-toon

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