What follows Fryday? Fatterday.
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For several hours there has been almost no wind in my garden, the wind speed is effectively 0 km/h.
I think this must be quite unusual, although the Hairy Ball Theorem tells us that there must always be a point on the earth where the wind isn't blowing at any given moment.
I had a nasty Gold. Azure I went. So I Blue by dose.
Well, they got battered.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max.
Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?
A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.
Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.
Knock-knock!
Ā Ā Whoās there.
Cher.
Ā Ā Cher who?
Cher turn to do the washing up!
I had a fight with myĀ decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.
Not done one of these for a while.
āIām still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine TimesāĀ said Tom doggedly.
This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.
I work as a structural engineer. Thereās a lot of stress in the job.
The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.
What colour gives you wind? Burple.
My tattooist. Iād swear sheās got designs on me.
Apparently they've found a way to make explosives from poo. I call it bang out of ordure.
Why do these clouds have such flat bottoms?
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Proof of the existence of extraterrestrial life!
The euphorbia is in full flower and this bumblebee loves it!
We often hear the phrase, āThe fur flewā. Would that be hairo-o-dynamics?
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