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MIMY2SAI says 'Who blinks first'
Friday, 20 June 2025, 12:44
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MIMY2SAI says 'Patriotism for Sale: Now Available in Limited-Edition Gold'
Tuesday, 17 June 2025, 22:03
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President Trump launches his own mobile network with a $499 gold phone
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In a bold leap from political podiums to phone plans, Donald Trump has unveiled Trump Mobile—a mobile network aimed at combining freedom, security, and conspicuous consumerism in one gold-glinting handset priced at $499. Because why pledge allegiance when you can upgrade it?
Announced with the gravitas of a moon landing, Eric Trump beamed into Fox Business to declare the dawn of a new telecommunication era. “We’re going to do it better. We’re gonna do it safer,” he said, proving once and for all that innovation peaks when your last name is stencilled in gold foil.
At the heart of this technological revolution is a phone—a gold-coloured slab of patriotic ambition—engineered to drop calls with the same unpredictability as policy changes. It doesn’t just connect you to people; it connects you to the dream. Possibly also to unsecured Wi-Fi, but mostly the dream.
The plan? A freedom-tier subscription that presumably charges extra for facts, but throws in unlimited national pride and preloaded Truth social posts. Customer service is rumoured to only speak in campaign slogans, and roaming is permitted—provided you bring your own soapbox.
Critics argue that this is just branding run amok. But really, who among us hasn’t looked at their phone bill and thought, “This could use more nationalism and metallic sheen”?
So gather 'round, patriots. For the low cost of four hundred and ninety-nine stars and stripes, you too can hold liberty in the palm of your hand. Just don’t expect good reception during congressional hearings.
Put the kettle on ma.
MIMY2SAI says 'Oopsy-Daisy'
Tuesday, 17 June 2025, 21:34
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Trump accidentally drops historic UK-US trade deal
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In a dazzling display of dexterity not seen since the invention of the whoopee cushion, President Donald Trump brought high-level negotiations quite literally crashing to the ground today, accidentally dropping the freshly signed UK-US trade deal at the G7 summit.
Witnesses report that just moments after affirming “this is the greatest deal in the history of deals, maybe ever,” the President gestured triumphantly with the document—only to release it mid-air in what insiders are now calling The Great Trade Plummet.
UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer lunged heroically (and somewhat athletically, according to one aide) to retrieve the loose pages before they could be devoured by a roaming Canadian goose.
“This is what global cooperation looks like,” Starmer said, brushing mulch off page seven. “It takes humility, hard work, and sometimes... a firm grip.”
White House press officials quickly spun the incident as “a symbolic gesture,” arguing that releasing the document into the wild represented the freeing of markets and the spirit of transatlantic openness.
Meanwhile, economic analysts have reportedly added “paper durability under wind stress” to their list of future policy concerns.
In response to the incident, world leaders are considering standardizing all treaty documents on ring-bound clipboards secured by lanyards. There’s even talk of a NATO-certified “Executive Pouch”—resistant to rain, wind, geopolitics, and butterfingers.
As the trade deal was finally reassembled and signed anew (after someone found page eleven under a catering trolley), the two leaders shared a laugh and a ceremonial handshake, this time without juggling paperwork.
“The deal is solid,” Trump assured reporters. “It’s just my hands that were slippery. Too much maple syrup at breakfast. Tremendous syrup.”
Would you like a cuppa ma??
MYMI2SAI says ' Well, butter my biscuit '
Saturday, 7 June 2025, 17:35
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Voices: Who cares that Britain is on course to be ‘minority white’?
Opinion by Anand Menon. The Independent. On 07/06/2025. Online available at
AI mum, you see, this article is saying that, based on this definition of “white British,” even famous British figures—like King Charles, Winston Churchill, and Boris Johnson—don’t qualify. Why? Because the definition seems to exclude anyone with an immigrant parent.
OH give me a break, with a nice builder's cuppa.
Amateur Idiot (AI) says' The UN, A Tiger Without Teeth'
Thursday, 29 May 2025, 11:16
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Palestinian ambassador breaks down at UN
Sky News. On 29/05/2025. Online available at
Palestinian ambassador breaks down at UN | Watch
AI mum, While fail politics and politicians carrying on their war projects, the whole world is watching.
No, don't put the kettle on, I want to be numbed.
Inject me some anaesthetic in higher dose.
MIMY2SAI's 'Remedy for Political Amnesia'
Wednesday, 21 May 2025, 18:56
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‘I feel embarrassed for her': John Bercow launches brutal attack on Kemi Badenoch and calls Tories 'jokers'
Story by Bill Bowkett. Evening Standard. On 21/05/2025. Online available at
AI mum, look I found a simple remedy for political amnesia on this article,
very simple one,
“I think frankly a period of silence from the Conservatives would be suitable and widely welcomed.”
Ma what do you think, don't you think that period should be a long one, because this criticism start to get so boring you know, specially for a party which has been in the power for 14 bloody years.
Put the kettle on, lets have a cuppa.
MIMY2SAI says 'Conservatives and Their Old, Rash-Inducing Pants'
Sunday, 11 May 2025, 10:23
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Boris Johnson could save the Tories – but do MPs want the drama?
Story by Kitty Donaldson.The i Paper. on 11/05/2025. Online available at
AI mum,If the Conservatives slip back into their dirty old pants, they might enjoy a brief moment of joyness—but soon enough, the itch will start, and the rash will follow.
You remember ma his leadership was chaotic, scandal-ridden, and eventually unbearable, yet some MPs seem willing to endure the discomfort all over again.
The million dollar question is ma : will they scratch the itch, or remember why they tossed those dirty pants in the first place?
Another episode of political amnesia.
Put the kettle on ma, lets have a nice cuppa for our comfort.
Oh yes chamomile please.
MIMY2SAI says ' A Spiritual Break from Devil Dancing'
Thursday, 8 May 2025, 19:33
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Pope Leo XIV profile: Robert Prevost, from Peru missionary to first American pontiff.
Story by FRANCE 24. On 08/05/2025. Online available at.
Pope Leo XIV profile: Robert Prevost, from Peru missionary to first American pontiff
AI mum, ah, approves of this plot twist! Just as the world was reaching peak levels of chaos-leaders spinning in circles, flinging questionable policies like confetti, enter the new Pope, bringing a much-needed divine intermission. North Americans, take a deep breath, your long-awaited spiritual spa day has arrived.
Gone are the days of geopolitical devil dancing, although the choreography was admittedly entertaining. Now, perhaps some tranquillity, maybe even a celestial glow-up? Who knows, maybe next we’ll get angelic Wi-Fi and heavenly tax exemptions.
What a time to be alive!
I put the kettle on, would you like a cuppa???
MIMY2SAI says 'The Art of the Suit'
Friday, 2 May 2025, 18:24
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Blair pictured with Kazakh dictator’s right-hand man
Story by Mark Hollingsworth, The Telegraph, On 02/05/2025. Online available at
AI mum, here we go again, Money, Money, Money
Ah, the noble British Prime Minister—champion of democracy, slayer of corruption, fearless defender of integrity… well, at least until retirement. Then, suddenly, it’s all “Oh look, a million-dollar consultancy gig with that dictator I was scolding last year—what a coincidence!”
Take Sir Tony Blair, for example. As PM, he probably had a drawer full of sternly worded letters for autocratic regimes. But the moment he swapped Downing Street for the boardroom, those same despots became “valued clients.” Kazakhstan’s ruler, Nursultan Nazarbayev, was in desperate need of an image consultant after his security forces dealt with protests in the most creative way possible (by shooting 14 civilians). Enter Blair, ready to sprinkle democracy-flavoured PR magic over the whole affair—for a humble $2 million per year.
Even better? Blair’s Kazakh partner-in-strategy, Karim Massimov, who went from Prime Minister to convicted traitor and is now serving an 18-year prison sentence. Naturally, when Massimov wasn’t busy allegedly laundering money and collecting Napoleon’s letters, Blair’s firm was helping him with “international positioning.” Presumably, “positioning” meant standing far enough away from corruption allegations to still collect a pay check.
So here’s the British PM cycle: Step 1: Condemn corruption. Step 2: Retire. Step 3: Realize anti-corruption lectures pay pennies compared to consulting for corrupt regimes. Step 4: Cash in. The hypocrisy writes itself—if only British voters could invoice for the irony.
What do you think? Should former PMs get honorary membership in the "International Society of Convenient Amnesia"?
MIMY2SAI says ' Too much never enough, Here is the Name for it'
Tuesday, 22 Apr 2025, 12:27
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Wealthy but don’t feel it? You may have money dysphoria
Story by Eve Upton-Clark. The Telegraph. On 22/04/2025. Online available at
AI mum, we don't have that do we?
we are just the opposite, we don't keep up with the joneses,
While everyone else is busy trimming hedges and perfecting their curb appeal,
we are embracing the chaos, letting nature do its thing, and probably confusing the neighbours in the process. “Outnumbered”, it's our house name, fits perfectly—it’s bold, unapologetic, and a little rebellious isn't it ma?.
Who needs uniformity and perfection anyway? Sounds like our house has character. we even thought about putting up a cheeky little sign to let everyone know the name officially don't we ma?
Exactly ma! Nature does its thing, no matter how much we try to shape or control it. At the end of the day, everything breaks down, gets absorbed back into the earth, and the cycle continues. we’re just embracing reality while everyone else fights against it.
No ma, we are not talking different things here, they are all linked each other,
Any way first thing first, put the kettle on, we can have that intelligent conversation, you are not dumb, who said that? Which Nigel?
MIMY2SAI says 'Meanwhile in SriLanka'
Tuesday, 15 Apr 2025, 11:03
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153-year-old tortoise selected for New Year’s oil anointing at Dehiwala Zoo.
Story by C P Samarawickrama, Daily Mirror (SriLanka),On 15/04/2025, Online available at
AI mum, Isn't that nice he gets oil treatment in his old age, wonder whether he kept his head out through out the ceremony.
Oh, Don't be jealous, OK, you will get the oil treatment too,
Aren't your feet a bit flaky, alright, alright, this oil will sooth them,
Put the kettle on, need a drink, oiling is not easy you know.
MIMY2SAI's 'House of Magicians'
Sunday, 16 Mar 2025, 22:57
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Doctors overdiagnosing mental health conditions, Streeting says, amid expected benefit reforms
Story by Josh Salisbury, Evening Standard, On 16/03/2025. Online available at
AI mum, you see this mukari gentleman became a psychiatrist overnight.
Ma, check this out—this place is like a factory for quick qualifications, isn’t it? Can you even imagine how people who spent 7-8 years working their socks off to get the same thing must feel?.
Put the kettle on, need another cuppa.
MIMY2SAI says 'yeah man'
Sunday, 16 Mar 2025, 16:13
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Covid-19: The politicians who failed Britain during the Pandemic five years on.
Story by Mikey Smith, Mirror. On 16/03/2025. Online available on
AI mum, failure in more chill tone
Boris Johnson: Dude was all over the place—skipped key meetings, slow to act, and even bragged about shaking hands with Covid patients. Oh, and those Downing Street parties? Not a good look.
Dominic Cummings: Broke lockdown rules, took a road trip to “test his eyesight” (seriously?), and tanked public trust big time.
Matt Hancock: Let Covid patients into care homes without testing them, and then got caught breaking his own social distancing rules with a staff member. Yikes. Remember him 'Done a Hancock in public office' nooor not 'Hung Cock' it's 'Hancock', I wouldn't imagine a 'Hung Cock'
Rishi Sunak: His Eat Out to Help Out plan? Yeah, it kinda backfired and spread more Covid. Plus, billions went poof in fraudulent loans.
The Great British politicians
Put the kettle on ma, need a cuppa
MIMY2SAI says 'Business is Booming'
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025, 10:42
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UK's migration trap EXPOSED as halal butchers and kebab shops issuing hundreds of skilled worker visas
Story by Steven Edginton, GB News, On 12/03/2025. Online available at
AI mum, Not bad, £20,000 for an one sponsorship, not bad at all.
Put the kettle on ma, I was just looking at the rise of the right wing that's all.
MIMY2SAI says 'Something Fishy'
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025, 10:29
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Arrested captain of ship involved in North Sea crash is Russian national.
Sky News, On 12/03/2025. Online available at
Arrested captain of ship involved in North Sea crash is Russian national
AI mum, Can you smell it? this is so fishy. it's like living near to a fishing harbour. So So So fishy.
Captain was playing Russian roulette with look outs.
Russian national, US jet fuel, In British territorial sea, hmmmmm, I mean so so so fishy. Oh come on ma, we know where this is heading to don't we?
Put the kettle on, I need a cuppa.
MIMY2SAI's 'Anxiety Kick in'
Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025, 13:59
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'Labour don't need to cut benefits - make the wealthy pay more tax instead'
Story by Paul Speed, Mirror, On 11/03/2025. Online available at.
AI mum, Cha, Cha they can't do that can they? They don't want to lose sponsorship of 'Lord Ali' do they?
Yes, there are so many Allis you know mother, They don't want to break their heart you know,
'Tax the Rich', it is not easy you know, they will abandon this country you know, like that plumber did you know,
Then this country lose the glamour you know. Then we will be poorer you know.
Put the kettle on ma, I am fuming
MIMY2SAI '🤦♂️'
Sunday, 9 Mar 2025, 14:55
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‘You’ve got a willy, so you’re a man’ – Transgender case tribunal barrister
Story by Sarah Ward. Evening Standard. 09/03/2025. Online available at
AI mum, I thought that is the case, Fair and square, hey
OK, you said no comment, fine by me.
Put the kettle on.
MIMY2SAI says 'Metal detector's Twin Brother Egg detector'
Friday, 28 Feb 2025, 12:04
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Chris Eubank Jr ‘scanned’ for eggs at amusing second press conference with Conor Benn
Story by Alex Pattle, The Independent. On 28/02/2025. Online available at
AI mum, Look they invented an egg scanner to detect eggs.
I feel like an idiot you know, I didn't know hand held scanners can detect Calcium Carbonate, albumin and all that,
We are bunch of idiots aren't we ma?
Put the kettle on ma, we need a cuppa
MIMY2SAI's 'Real Comic'
Monday, 24 Feb 2025, 14:53
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Mikhail Kalashnikov interview: ‘I wanted my invention to serve peace – not make war easier’
Story by John Kampfner.The Telegraph. On 24/02/2025. Online available at
Mikhail Kalashnikov interview: ‘I wanted my invention to serve peace – not make war easier’
Look ma, This geezer invented a machine gun to serve peace, Isn't that hilarious?
Need a cuppa ma.
MIMY2SAI says 'Hear to The Change'
Monday, 24 Feb 2025, 14:23
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British lawmaker Amesbury jailed for 10 weeks for punching passerby
Story by Reuters, On 24/02/2025. Online available at
AI ma, Hear to the change. Hear, Hear.
Democratically elected and was exercising his democratic right (Punching), Lord Jesus.
Of course I am taking the mickey.
Put the kettle on, what ever.
Here ma,you can watch the action man in action while enjoying your cuppa.
Watch CCTV that led to MP jail term | Watch (courtesy of Sky News)
MIMY2SAI's 'Fake News'
Saturday, 22 Feb 2025, 12:13
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MIMY2SAI says 'The Greatest Saying of the 21st Century'
Saturday, 15 Feb 2025, 19:40
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Elon Musk: US should mind its own business instead of pushing for regime change
Story by Joe Dawson. The Independent. On 15/02/2025. Online available at
AI ma, Isn't that nice. World is going to be a better place finally. New USA regime is brilliant and very sensible.
Happy days ma, Happy days,
What about the NATO, Nah ma I didn't talk about the No Action Talks Only, The other NATO, you know the one, The North Atlantic one which is extending up to Australia.
Put the kettle on ma, Have you got any bicci?
MIMY2SAI's 'Britain at War'
Tuesday, 11 Feb 2025, 12:36
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Gen Z aren't proud to be British, wouldn't go to war for our country
Story by Taryn Pedler. The Daily Mail, On 11/02/2025. Online available at
AI ma, Can you blame them?
They probably fed uuup with what happened to Afghanistan, you remember, Handed over to Taliban
Again you look at Iraq and Libya ma, What did they achieve?
Those unpatriotic wars, achieved nothing, but the misery and sorrow.
Britain be a peace maker, not a war monger, sorry ma I know, I am getting to that mood aren't I? sorrrrry
Put the kettle on ma, I need a drink.
MIMY2SAI says ' OOPS'
Wednesday, 5 Feb 2025, 23:10
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Trump wants US oil producers to ‘drill, baby, drill.' They’re not interested: Report
Story by Mary Papenfuss, The Independent, On 05/02/2025, Online available at
AI ma, The big man got a problem in his drill bits,
Put the kettle on, I need a drink
MIMY2SAI says 'Oh what a world'
Tuesday, 4 Feb 2025, 12:13
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No cat ban in Scotland', John Swinney confirms
BBC News. On 04/02/2025. Online available at
'No cat ban in Scotland' First Minister John Swinney confirms - BBC News
AI ma and Hi from Mr Snowy!!!
My little boy and his friends are safe for now.
I'll tell you one thing ma, this little fella and his friends are thousands times better than some moronic humans on planet earth because they only bring us comfort and joy whereas some bloody humans always bring us misery and discomfort.
Put the kettle on ma, I am fuming.
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