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10 Colour Joked

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What colour is the wind? Blue.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot. A carrot.

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What colour lets you into your car? Khaki.

What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

What colour makes you feel bunged up? Gold.

What colour might you get in your side? Fawn.

What colour leaves you stranded? Maroon.

What colour marks 0 degrees of longitude? The Greenwich Veridian.

What colour would you paint a bucket? Pale blue.

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