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The Giant

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Once a giant
Carried me over a gorge.
Enlightenment is different
You must make your own way there.
But test each step
Along the path.
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Twilight

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 15 Aug 2016, 22:21
The dear dead voices are most clear
At twilight: when we hear

Birds and people: calling one another.




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Plus Ça Change

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First there was a proposal to remove the "Disagree" button.

"Agree" won the vote, so "Disagree" was removed.

Then there was a proposal to reinstate the "Disagree" button.

No-one disagreed, so it was reinstated.


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Statisticians Fight Back

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 13 Aug 2016, 23:12

"There are liars, damn liars, and politicians."

(No offence, but they were rude about us first. And who is the more accurate?)




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Salad Daze

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Q. How do you get a baby leaf salad off to sleep?

A. Rocket.

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Plain English

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 13 Aug 2016, 20:13

In a recent buzz with some flies I know

I utilised the word "longevity"

They never came back

Of course the word

Was too long

For them

Or me

Life

.


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Late Summer Geese

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 12 Aug 2016, 21:34

Geese Iheardyoutell

Each other where you're going tonight.

Please take me too.

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Singing Mice

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 11 Aug 2016, 18:23
This is a recording of mice singing. I wanted to check if it is still possible to embed sound in these posts, so I chose this sample, which reminds me of the Clangers! The mice are really much higher in pitch and the frequency has been lowered so humans can hear it, similarly to how bat detectors work.

Download this audio clip.Audio player: audioS1.mp3

Source http://www.nature.com/news/2005/051031/multimedia/audioS1.mp3 (needs Quicktime)

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Blackberries and Poetry

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I love eating wild blackberries during my walks at this time of year. Sampling one or two tart berries from every bush along the way, it always seems to me that each produces fruit unlike any other, any place else: as (they say) small vineyards produce distinctively different wines because of their soil and situation.

But professional tasters (if any exist) of local blackberries have to work on a much more delicate scale than wine tasters. One meter is a long way in blackberry space.

A poem Blackberry Picking by Seamus Heaney starts

Late August, given heavy rain and sun
For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.
At first, just one, a glossy purple clot
Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.
You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet
Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it.

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Summer Grasses - Basho Haiku

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 9 Aug 2016, 12:35

I tried to capture a famous Haiku in my own words

Summer grass

All that's become

Of warrior dreams.

Basho 1644-1694

Then I tried to rewrite it in Anglo-Saxon form, because that is another style of poetry I admire greatly.

Between the pebbles and the bone-washing beach.
All along the strand where valorous warriors gave their lives.
The traveller hears nothing now save the sea.
Only the grass whispers the stories of the brave.







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Why not?

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And why not

               \

                  \

                     !

                        Sack me

                                      Then

                                                    I'll

                                                    Havemore

Time to figure out

Poetry

Yours not

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Silver Spoon

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I've just bought a silver spoon. I plan to die with it in my mouth.

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One Liner

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They say all the nice girls love a sailor. But the nauticals do too.

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Spicy Daffinitions

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mace = place to get lost.

galangal = female perspective.

cumin = traditional Yorkshire doorstep welcome.

cloves = 's whatcha wear, innit?

cinnamon = can run but can't hide, all on that day.

cayenne = 1 nautical mile per hour.

caraway = overdid it, as in "Shorry, I got caraway".

bay leaf = court official.

anise = place to get gun.
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One Liner

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"Newfangled".   There's an old-fashioned expression.

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Cracker Motto

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Although fewer than 141 days remain to Xmas, most of the Elves are still on their hols.

However a young apprentice has recently joined and shows good promise. Here is her first joke. Please applaud a star in the making.

Q:  If lions had feathers, why would that be restful?

A:  Because it would be lion down.





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One Liner

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 4 Aug 2016, 23:13

I once had a postman named Alfred, who was really aggressive and testosterone-driven

He had this T-shirt made that said "Al for mail".

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Angel

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 4 Aug 2016, 23:00

What kept you, Angel?

Angels I hear lot about.

But you may be the last I run up against.


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Epitaph for an Insomniac Film Buff

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 4 Aug 2016, 22:37

The Big Sleep

Is The Best.


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Snail Winter Haiku

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Snail

In winter, will you wrap up like me?

What answer did I expect?





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Tom Swifty Misquote #1

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 2 Aug 2016, 23:23

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well", said Tom gravely.

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Clerihew

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Diogenes

Had scabs all over his knees.

Some were clinical

That's what you get from living in a barrel and being cynical.

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Doubting Angel

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I met a doubting Angel in a late-night bar

Who said: "I do not question why (or even if) we are."

"But why should existence in itself exist?"

There was no answer I could give to this.





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Loss of the forest

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oh my heart oh my heart

the red forest fell in the autumn

the green shoots that rise in spring

are never you. oh never



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Kōan of the Day

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Edited by Richard Walker, Monday, 1 Aug 2016, 21:55
The teachers and the taught were on different wavelengths.
Wisdom advised them to tune in.
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