I had a nasty Gold. Azure I went. So I Blue by dose.
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Well, they got battered.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max.
Suppose three different numbers are chosen independently at random. What is the probability that the third lies between the first two?
A regular hexahedron of dihydrogen monoxide in the solid phase.
Here's a rather impressive photo my brother took.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there.
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher turn to do the washing up!
I had a fight with my decorator over the wallpaper, but I got a right pasting.
Not done one of these for a while.
“I’m still determined to become chief journalist on the Canine Times” said Tom doggedly.
This rather pretty insect perched on my mint is a Brimstone moth, one of the Geometridae, so-called because their caterpillars are inchworms that progress by 'looping'. The animal anchors its rear legs, stretches the front part of its body forward, obtains a grip with its front legs and pulls the back of its body up behind it.
I work as a structural engineer. There’s a lot of stress in the job.
The clock shop I work for asked me to stay late. I was working overtime.
What colour gives you wind? Burple.
My tattooist. I’d swear she’s got designs on me.
Apparently they've found a way to make explosives from poo. I call it bang out of ordure.
Why do these clouds have such flat bottoms?
Proof of the existence of extraterrestrial life!
The euphorbia is in full flower and this bumblebee loves it!
We often hear the phrase, “The fur flew”. Would that be hairo-o-dynamics?
When hope was younger
We would have married.
From today’s Times Quick Cryptic, set by Joker.
Half the alphabet? This was split some time ago (4)
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