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The dance of democracy

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 12 Oct 2022, 00:21

Nobody knew of

Our dance in the polling station

where they held the secret ballet

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boastcards.com

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A website for people who want to brag about their holiday.

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Pronunciation

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How many glottal stops are there in ā€œbottle topsā€?

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One liner

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Narwhal dentist. Thatā€™s an easy job.


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Whatā€™s the score?

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 4 Oct 2022, 22:01

Narwhals 1 - Humans ?

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Suppertime and the liver is queasy

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Had a Beef Wellington the other night. Bitterly disappointed. It was as tough as old boots.

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One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, byĀ Solzhenitsyn, based on his experiences in a Soviet forced labour camp in the 1950s.Ā 

The most chilling quote so far

ā€œPrisoners are not allowed clocksā€.

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The Wanderer

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My heart leaps up...

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My heart leaps up when I beholdĀ 
Ā  Ā A rainbow in the sky.



A friend captured this view from the top of Cat Bells at 09:27 this morning.
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Disaster

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Edited by Richard Walker, Saturday, 1 Oct 2022, 22:41

Disasterā€™s bound to strike

Sooner or

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An X goes into a bar joke

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A pelican goes into a bar and says, Can I pay for last night? The barman looks at him and says, Youā€™ve got a massive bill.

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Hangover wisdom

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A bad hangover leaves you confused the next day but a worse one lasts until the daze after tomorrow.

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A fun thing to try

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Edited by Richard Walker, Thursday, 29 Sept 2022, 14:58

Seated in a chair, raise your right foot from the ground and start moving it in a clockwise circle. While continuing to move your right foot, extend your right for finger and draw a figure 6 in the air. What happens?Ā 

See here for a YouTube video about this surprising effect.

It appears on lots of web sites, often under the title 'How smart is your right foot?' but I hadn't come across it before.

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One Liner

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Iā€™m reading a book about blotting paper. Very absorbing.

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Floral probabilities

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Iā€™ve just bought 12 baby polyanthus plants via Amazon. When they flower they will be an assortment of 6 colours and Iā€™m assuming there will be 2 plants of each colour. But at the moment they all look pretty much the same.

Iā€™m planning to give 4 plants to a friend. Given we will be picking the 4 at randomā€¦

What is the probability that my friend will receive 4 plants all different colours?

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What is this?

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Edited by Richard Walker, Tuesday, 4 Oct 2022, 00:35


Itā€™s very beautiful and resembles frost crystals, or perhaps some kind of mineral formation (although I suppose ice is a mineral, thinking about it). But what you see here is a fungus, the ā€˜urchin earthfan). My brother took the photograph.

Thereā€™s a good article about this fungus here

https://www.first-nature.com/fungi/thelephora-penicillata.php



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Colour joke

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What colour leaves you in the dark? Light blew.

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Paying through the nose - true story

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Tonight when I paid my bar bill I held the card reader to my right nostril, and my Apple Watch to the left. Everything went through. So I literally paid through the nose.

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One liner

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New TV series about falconry. Britainā€™s got talons.


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Colour joke

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What colour leaves you abandoned on a desert island?

Maroon.

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Edited by Richard Walker, Sunday, 11 Sept 2022, 14:45

"By their very nature bureaucracies have no conscience, no memory, and no mind."

I've been trying to remember this quote. I found it striking when first told it but I'd partly forgotten it so it's taken a while to track down. Itā€™s by the American anthropologist Edward T. Hall, although I still canā€™t find where he wrote or said it


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Paranoid Poem

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Am I right or am I wrong?
You can only fight it for so long.
Eventually you can betcha,
The System will getcha.
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Miracle Berries

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I read today in the New Scientist about ā€œMiracle Berriesā€, seen below. Eat one and for twenty minutes or so sour things will taste sweet. Isnā€™t that remarkable?


A link to the NS article is below, and there is also information on Wikipedia.

Naturally I want to grow some and the seeds are on their way.


https://images.newscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/30202824/SEI_120900398.jpg?width=800


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The Heralds Of Autumn

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Word Of The Day - Hustings

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 31 Aug 2022, 23:33

The origin is Old Norse hus-thing, ā€œhouse meetingā€, and referred to an assembly of the people in the household of a noble man or woman. Over time its meaning has come to mean a platform for politicians to make speeches from.

The thing element just meant assembly and survives today in the name of the Icelandic supreme parliament, theĀ AlĆ¾ingi.

Old English also had folk-moot, ā€œfolk meetingā€. Here moot is the same as in the phrase ā€œa moot pointā€ = a point to be discussed and also found in moot hall. Folkmoot survives but mainly in historical contexts.

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