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Q. Why is PR inexpensive?

A. Because it's less than half price!

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I like to think I'm imaginative, but maybe I'm making it up.

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Dissatisfaction

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 25 Sept 2020, 23:01

The new doctor asked me if I had a chronic complaint. I was like yes, the decor in the waiting room is awful and nobody ever does anything about it.

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The Evening Fen

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I love the evening fen

The birds flying home to roost

And the smell of water mint.

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Permit me to say, that in your email I detected the rustle of backs being covered.
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I saw this recently as a blog post title

Marshall Law

If we can have Marshall Law (and they did in Dodge City) then Marshall Arts must follow close behind.

To complete the confusion senior soldiers might be Field Martials.



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Liberty

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I was told to be freedom-loving. I was like, whoa! Don't tell me what I should do.

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Getting from Hay to Bee

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HAY

HAT

BAT

BET

BEE

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Proof And Refutation

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Groaner

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Apparently someone has set up a floating cannabis farm, in the ocean far from territorial waters. They call themselves Sea Weed.

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My Blotted Shopping List

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Made up Names in Literature

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I have a friend called Pamela, and we collaborate on crosswords quite often. At one time this would be down the pub, with a bit of catch-up online, but now everything is the other way round.

When I got a signed message, 18a noodle, I suddenly remembered that Pamela is a concocted name, invented by Sidney for a work called Arcadia. And this reminded me that Miranda (The Tempest) is also an invented name, and (I thought) Wendy (Peter Pan). But there is doubt about Wendy, and also about Lorna, which I understood originated with Lorna Doone, but may have not done.

After searching I found this article 

https://interestingliterature.com/2015/10/10-first-names-that-have-their-origins-in-literature/

and it was interesting.

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Food Hygiene101

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In the Middle Ages they didn’t have any fridges.

So the rate of food poisoning must have been prodigiese.

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See These Amazing Patterns Produced by a Dimpled Glass

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Edited by Richard Walker, Friday, 18 Sept 2020, 00:06

 

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Q. What food flavouring category is also a name for secret agents?

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A. Spice.


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A Fable

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A Fable

One day the Red Sauce and the Brown Sauce decided to have a race!

Both set off but from the start the Red Sauce lagged. Soon the Brown Sauce was far ahead and grew near the finish. When it looked back there was no sign of the Red Sauce in the distance. So it decided to lie down for a quick nap.

Meanwhile the Red Sauce had been moving steadily and eventually passed the Brown Sauce, who woke up with a start, and made a dash to reach the finishing line before the Red Sauce.

But it was too late to ketchup.

Moral: Slow and reddy wins the race.

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Wisdom

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Not sure where this came from, but

The wise always know better than to think they know best.

 
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Playground humour

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What sort of sweets moan all the time?

Whine gums!

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Sangaku (算額)

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Edited by Richard Walker, Wednesday, 16 Sept 2020, 00:26

At one time, around the late 1600s to early 1800s, Japan had little contact with Europe. In that era Japanese mathematics developed significantly, but in isolation.

During this period a tradition developed of painting geometrical therorems, or sometimes just questions, on wooden tablets, called Sangaku, often in bright colours and with decorative feeling, and depositing them in temples as religious offerings.

As a mathematician of sorts, and in common with many other mathematicians, I find this unique act highly moving.

Only about about 900 have come down to the present.

Sangaku concerned geometric problems; simple shapes such as lines, circles, trianges, squares; in contact; and dimensions. Here is an example which appears on many sites (and so I don't know who to atrribute the image to).


Many of the problems are very difficult, and two were not solved until this century, one only in 2016 and in a long and techical paper. But here's a simple example, in the Sangaku tradition, that you might like to try.


The two big circles have radius 2. What is the radius of the small one? Can you prove it?

PS it's meant to touch the line, my bad drawing!!







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Alla Barnen*

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All the kids loved their teacher. Except Nat.

He left tin-tacks where the teacher sat.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alla_barnen
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One Liner

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In the Awful Jokes Olympiad I was the easy victor, with an unbroken series of wince.
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No clear answer

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Q. What is the most difficult tongue-twister?

A. It’s impossible to say.

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Recently done a brilliant course on optimisation. It was, just, like... the best.

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I used to play the guitar. But the guitar always won.

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