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Edited by Neil Anderson, Sunday, 7 Sep 2014, 21:13

Talk to my family about how she should vote, over the phone..

May I say how crazy this all is for us living here in the Scotland right now? You might not get that, because all you get is elections that change nothing. This is something that will change the world.

For the first time the polls are saying that yes is ahead. That's a game changer; in some way. It might not mean that yes is going to win or a no is more likely. What it does mean is that we have a vote where things might get serious.  

So I listened to my wife talk to my mum and dad. Then a huge madness occurs, I talk to my dad and he says something that just blows me away.

He said, "I've given Martin my vote".

"What Martin?  Claude's kid?

"Yes. I'm over eighty, isn't it more important that a fourteen year old votes instead of an old fart like me. 

I suspect that Martin will vote as my dad would but II love my Dad for hs marvellous madness.

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once upon a time...

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Edited by Neil Anderson, Saturday, 6 Sep 2014, 16:40

I worked in a school where Alistair Darling held his 'surgery'. Like he was a doctor or something. It was often quiet so we spent quite a bit of time chatting about politics. Alistair is a really nice man whose heart is in the right place, he has a strong belief in social justice and really wants to achieve it. He actually believes in the union. He's just madly wrong.

I'm probably going to be writing a lot of posts about the indyref over the next couple of weeks. Mostly because I don't think that the media is doing a good job of explaining what's happening. When I talk to my English mates they don't seem to 'get' the issues and why we Scots might feel that it would be a good idea to be independent. They feel, I think, that we are somehow splitting up the family. Which couldn't be further from the truth -- we love the family, we're always going to have a special relationship. It's just that we feel that it would be better for all of us if we changed some of the fundamentals.

The media cover is skewed, for example, there's some suggestion that things are getting violent; utter tosh. We're all on a Jimmy Reid warning here. ["There will be no hooliganism. There will be no vandalism. There will be no bevying....because the world is watching us.  It is our responsibility to conduct ourselves with dignity and with maturity."] A speech that most Scots know by heart.

Things are getting exciting, we're expecting an 80%+ turnout. I wouldn't be surprised if we hit 90%. Imagine that! As Scots we are having a national conversation about who we are and who we want to be. And it's becoming increasingly real and today.

Something that we all had in the back-of-our-mind's has suddenly gotten huge. In part this is because we're beginning to feel how close this is going to be. I think that most of us on the yes side just assumed that were going to get roundly-scubbed. We're now beginning to feel like the momentum is with us, the nos are looking rattled.

Whatever. The real news is that the pubs have started to apply for all-night licenses, so that we can watch the results, in the pub, bevying.

Well, we are Scots after all. The chip shops will be open early.

 

 

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the c word

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Edited by Neil Anderson, Saturday, 6 Sep 2014, 09:16

I had a conversation about why you couldn't use this the other night. Of course it was a man saying it and a girl complaining. I launched into a history lesson about why it was so important that we didn't use it. I'll give you the basics.

I grew up in a world where many people were racist, sexist and bigoted by default. And said people felt the need, and assumed a right, to proclaim this. People died because of being the wrong race, sex or religion. We were going to change all that.

And how were we going to change that? Mostly by being different but much was a battle of words. Every time I hear some arse saying ,"it's PC gone mad" I feel like we won. Because we fought this battle about PC. 

Edited to add

We had all read Orwell, we knew about the power of words, if you can't say it it is difficult to think it.

We didn't win; this was thatcher's kingdom, we lost and we lost. And we lost the world we had to the world that we have now. A world of greed and horror.

But we won the battle in a way. The racists, sexists and bigots now have to keep themselves under the parapet. They, in this country at least, feel that they are a harried minority. As they should.

And a good part of the reason for that is that we sad that the c word, and other words, should die [or change].

It was a long and strange battle.

Just now I'm thinking that we might be winning another battle that I'd assumed was hopeless.

 

 

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hydrogen sonata

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Edited by Neil Anderson, Tuesday, 2 Sep 2014, 21:00

Since he died I've been re-reading all the Iain Bank's books that I have, I even stole one that I didn't have: Hydrogen Sonata. If you aren't scots read it. It a good introduction to what us here in Scotland are feeling now.

Disclaimer: I'm a yes, my dad won't say and my mum and wee brother are tending to no. 

We're all asking and being asked how we're going to vote and you have to say. Then we have a genial argument, Robin Harper and I had one the other evening. Some people are going too far, as always. But this stupidity of the too-involved shouldn't obscure the great thing that has happened: people have re-connected with democracy.

People are registering to vote, we have non-party-affiliated workers for both causes on the streets. We have long-since stopped listening to politicians and we've thrashed it out for ourselves in whatever the groups we are part of.

This is a question where reason fails to enlighten, we might get this very right or very wrong. It's a jump in the dark whatever we decide.

I think that it is a tribute to Scotland and Britain that we can have this discussion with almost no violence.

You see? Even a yes vote knows that Britain is something very special.

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qualfication...

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A few teachers retired at the end of last term. So last night we held a ceilidh in our annex to mark the event. I'm a sucker for a nice dance so I had been looking forwards to this hugely. Rightly so it turned out. It was one of the funnest nights I have in ages and although I haven't talked to anyone who was there sober I think that everyone else enjoyed themselves too.

Some background...

I'm not sure how normal my experience is; it could be Scotland-wide, an Edinburgh thing or something that just doesn't happen any more but my generation were all taught Scottish country-dancing. It started a couple of months in to our primary seven year [we were 10/11/12, I was 10 everyone else was older.] We were taken, about three times a week for dancing teaching. We had to pick our partners which made the whole thing sexually charged.

The dance itself was called the qually, which was short for qualification dance [those who'd passed their 11-plus (an exam to get into a better high-school), a thing long since gone] but we didn't know that until much later. It was the primary school prom I suppose but it wasn't called that and the focus was on the dancing rather than the people-look-how-rich-my-parents-are and a parrot spectacle-of-kids. So most people my age know a wee bit about dancing.

I was a primary school janny for many years and I've attended many quallies. And quallies are strange beasts for adults; dancing with wee kids on the work's Christmas night out. Work-madness-release mixed with duty. You're in a weird place. Still, my love of a nice dance, where you aren't on duty, with your workmates, is pretty strong. And doesn't happen often.

Dancing worries people; I had a couple of conversations last week with people who seemed a wee bit chary of the event. I tried to reassure them.

"What's not to love? We'll meet old friends, the girls will look lovely and we can tell them that they are looking lovely, there will be dancing and drinking", I claimed. I was right to claim so, in my case at least.

The dancing was indescribably awful [the band made a point of mentioning the flaws in my technique] but as we threw ourselves around in a manner that must have seemed impious to the Terpsichorean muse we were laughing so hard and enjoying ourselves so much that I don't think anyone much cared about herself.

It was a night many years in the making, I was in a room having fun with people who I've shared my soul with for thirty years. Which made me share my soul with, yet another, generation of teachers.

I walked home, about two in the am, with a smile on my face that might have damaged my skin.

 

 

 

 

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we are not equal when it comes to greed...

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Edited by Neil Anderson, Wednesday, 27 Aug 2014, 19:48

I notice that a Bank that we, us, me, as a country, own has been fined for the personal maleficences of its greedheaded management-crew. It seems like nobody is responsible..

I notice that Rotherham Council allowed a culture of raping young girls to flourish. Again nobody was responsible.

I notice that a lot of people, who are doing very nicely, think that the world is fine.and will be much, much worse, and actually we will die if we vote for dis-union -- the scots, are responsible for the sins of the world.

When rich people coven, you may be assured that your benefit is a nowhere feature.

 

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the die is cast...

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I suppose that this should be on my personal blog but I'd have to write this in raw HTML, open an old FTP connection which I may, or may not, remember the credentials for, or use the cPanel which I remember hating. I'll do that at some point; for now I want an easy announce.

I'm dumping this year's courses. Yup, not doing any more, not sitting the exams. Which means that I won't get the named degree that I wanted. I've, in effect, bought a lot of very expensive set of books this year. 

The beauty of the OU is that this isn't terminal; I still have 320 points [380 if you include the web apps.] of eight-year-valid courses. I can take a couple of years off and still get some degree. I failed in what I wanted to do but I can excuse myself because the game changed.

I feel; what do I feel? I know that I've made the right decision but it involves a whole lot of people-related explanation-rubbish that I'd rather have avoided if poss.. Others, get involved, and have kudos points, in my education. That's their problem.

I'm just tired and want to snooze for a while. Snoozing would involve playing chess/solitaire making lego-stuff watching the world of insects.

I'll come back to computers and having a bit of paper; for now I just want to look.

 

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well, here's something interesting...

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I've just had a panicked e-mail from Johnathan V; he's in the Ukraine, with his family, has been mugged, is getting no support from the embassy and needs me to send him two thousand quid. Which is odd given that his last post makes little mention of any of this. Could this be a scam?

Yes, of course. It was fairly well done I suppose; it had his picture and everything but I don't think that it'll fool anyone. [I'm kind-of pleased that I must be in his system somewhere to be so targeted wink]

But it got me thinking, we now live in an age where our ape common-sense may work against us; social engineering is so very easy to do, and not always used for evil. How are normal people to cope?

I work in a security-related job and I'm interested in all things on-line-security, still I can be easily fooled. I know this, so I build barriers against my own stupidity, mainly by never going on-line with admin privilages. I don't use virus checkers etc. etc. because ... well they don't work like you think they do and they cost money. I have the luxury of being the right type of arse: able to know what my firewall logs mean and run to see what wireshark is telling me.

Non me-mad people have no chance, you are going to be fleeced coming and going. Take my Dad, a much cleverer man than myself, it always shocks-and-awes when we discuss his on-line life. He pays way too much for dodgy product and leaves himself wide-open to all kinds of www rougery. And he has money to steal.

So should we all become like me? Or should the computer scientists just plug the dyke? Neither nor both are options, given time us clever apes will sort it out but will we have the time?

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I don't have the answer

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but it must be here somewhere here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo__EIXzAco

What the hell has happened  on these blogs? I can't link but I can export to word. Like any normal person would. The world is heading to a shit-hole of big-blue nonsense.

If that makes sense?

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a strange grey morning

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Edited by Neil Anderson, Thursday, 7 Aug 2014, 18:26

And something in my school is making a noise.

It's a regular noise, like water in pipes, a humm and a hiss, a buzz and a wrong pulse. Something, like a beat-on-a-drum regular, that shouldn't be there. Do others hear it? I'm on my lonesome here, I really do hear stuff that others don't seem to [only I hear the server] but that doesn't mean that I'm not batshit mad.

Have you ever been on your own in an unlight church at midnight? I have, lots of times. I'm used to being sole-alone in big scary buildings that make their own noises. I know why people believe in ghosts. And I know buildings enough to explain why I don't believe in ghosts.

Which is why I hate it when there's a noise that I can't place. I'm assuming that something is wrong somewhere, which might not be the case, but until I track it down I'll be unsettled. People will talk to me but I'll be listening to something else; the edge of my mind will be the most important part-of-my-being for a while.

This all sounds a wee bit unhinged; it might be. But in general people don't spend much time on their own in large buildings. I do. I might march to the beat of a different drum [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nq48sHF8M] but my drum is a sound-sound for where I live. 

Which I suppose is why I'm prey to aural hallucinations on this strange grey morning.

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Most people who meet me, in a house-flat\not-a-tent\seat-centric context find it odd that I want, and will, squat on the floor from choice. It sometimes takes them a while to realize that this is a choice; I'm often in places where seats, in the body of the kirk, have run out. So they assume that I squat on the floor from politeness.

I'm most comfortable when squatting on the floor. I've more-or-less forgotten that I'm odd in this regard. But since my wife and I completed the decoration we have allowed a couple of outsiders in to our house. They have noticed, for they have visited before, that as I have more floor-space that I use it squatting-frog-fashion by choice. 

"He can't be comfortable in that position", is what they say, in gist. In fact they look at my wife with lips that suggest that either she is a 'neil mustn't have a chair' nut-job or she's made a very bad life choice in picking me. After all, normal people sit on seats. That's the default position, if you don't like sitting on seats then you have to be somewhat odd.

Why am I comfortable squatting? Because I'm stick-thin and my parents bought hippy leather-chairs. These points probably need a wee bit of explanation. Actually all you need to know is that whatever virtues the leather-chairs'  had sitting on them was like being a water molecule in a glacier: you were going downhill. In short: you had to learn how to sit on the carpet.

The carpet was a poly-amide ridge-and-furrow day-glow nonsense that hurt your feet. Or whatever part of your body rested on it.

Hence evolution is true or false.

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My wife and I have been decorating the front room for the last week. This is a pisser; for we have an equal relationship and neither of us likes to blink when it comes to the other's flaws. Hence, we over-step our abilities to work from stupid-bravado. Four days of fucking-hell. Working too hard when we were too knackered.

Four days of ladders, cans, brushes, white spirit, spite and angst. I don't know what you think about when you are applying a roller to the ceiling (if you do such a thing) but I'm always thinking about how the human condition has changed for the worse since we lived in caves. 

This is of course part of the game of ours, in this case my wife and I, but in general all of our lives. For we all play the game of our fellows..

For tonight, when everything is wonderful in the front room, while my wife skinned the boiled chickpeas between bowls I made a salad of chickory, chervil, tomatoes and basil. A peppery thing that only those who have a taste for bitter could understand.

I think the point is that we can't understand what any of this means.

So you should do as I do and take joy from what you have.

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there are moments...

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Whole tranches of time if I'm being honest, when I despair. Whatever I do, whatever the drugs I ingest; whatever the strange stage I am on, my deeper-than-my-feet relationship with being a pissing-alky who looks at this lovely world of ours and takes no joy from it.

However much a fuck-up My senses feels and my brain thinks.

I read what you write here. And take a joy from it.

Thank you for taking the trouble to write.

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I was standing at the back gate, having a fag, when I heard the following conversation between two wee boys.

"He was blind in his left ear".

"How can you be blind in an ear?"

The wee boys wandered off into the distance, hand-in-hands with their designated adults, so I never got to hear the rest of the conversation. But it got me thinking, this, a seeming mistake of words, a mistake that sharpened the point of, "he was deaf in his left ear", must have a name.

Indeed it does: Catachresis. I suppose that I must have come across this before but I'll admit that it has never registered as much as it did at that moment. This might be something to do with the way that I'm feeling.

For a while now I have been having vaguely serious mental problems. The pills are now kicking-in and I'm no longer worried about my long and medium term sanity.

What I do worry about is that I'm having short term problems; I've developed a phobia about doing what needs to be done now any time soon. My sense of smell has gone colour-blind; I only fall asleep when the alarm clock rings.

For over five years now I've trudged my OU path, hard-slow or easy-fast, whatever it has always been there at the front for me. Now, in my last few months, when I should be working hard to reap the crop on which I've spent such effort on I can hardly be bothered. 

It isn't as if I'm no longer interested, the other day I spent a couple of hours and several sheets of paper looking for a good algorithm for something that had utterly no purpose to me. Today I watched the bees positively bearding upon my cotoneaster and wondered, again, how bees work. I still want to know and I still realize that it is only through maths and computing that I can know what it is that I want to.

But I wonder if I am deaf in my right eye.

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the drugs kick in...

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Suddenly the swarm of evil bat-like creatures that seemed to have been tearing at the inside of my mind for so long were gone. They just stopped being there. Not flocked away, not faded away, they just pinged out of existence. I looked around, mind-wise, to see what other predators were lurking in the airs of my mind—all human and deal-able with.

This moment of sudden-quiet happened at about four, of the morning, on Sunday. Just before the dawn was up; I was walking along the canal with my wife.

The night before we'd agreed that we weren't seeing enough nature. So it seemed sensible to get up while it was still dark to take a walk, see the dawn rise and see what nature was up to in this town of ours. So up we got about half-three, had a cup of coffee and headed off out.

I walk to-and-from work along this very canal, in every season, at all times of the day and night, still I've never been along it at four am in May.The birds were singing, the hawthorn was a spectral whiteness along the tow-path, everything around me was familiar but strange. Strange in the sense that I felt that I was seeing something that the world half-hid from me unless I met it half-way.

The quiet-epiphany happened just after we'd passed under the garish council-painted metal-bridge that the pigeons nest under, where the Valerian grows in ranks on a wall top, where the Moorhen has a nest in the reeds and the Japanese knot weed is killing the competing Buddlia on the far bank. There was a redness in the sky but the sun wasn't up. Suddenly I started seeing the real world again.

My commute to work might have well as been along a featureless canyon of darkness for all I've noticed for who-knows how long. I have been walking along the wrong strangeness.

A flight of ducks quacked over my head and my wife complained that we couldn't liberate [steal] any Valerian. I smiled for what seemed like the first time in ages.

The drugs had kicked in.

 

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i'm not a morning person...

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A wee bit like Schrodinger then? Maybe not so much.

I dislike any distraction from my routine, even if said routine has been imposed upon me by others; maybe especially there. So I really didn't like it today when I had to phone, early doors, and ask for, I quote, "a same day appointment" with my doctor so that I could get my drugs.

We'll leave aside why I was in such a stupid predicament. What mattered was that I had to phone my work to say that i would be late-in. I write this now with a slight, 'why were you so uptight?'. It's not as if this is that important. This morning it was a big deal.I did something odd.

When I went into the 'nurse practitioner's' office I was assailed by the fact that cats were important to the nurse. In the same way that anyone walking into my office with any maths sense would know that maths were important to me. [That huge, glaring, ∏ scrawled across one of the walls would be a sign for most right-thinking people.]

So I asked at the end of the consultation, "what is your cat's name?" 

Her face went a bit odd as she thought about what I'd just said, "how...?" I explained my reasoning with a wavy-hand. She said, "I thought that you'd read my mind".  

Her reaction was immediate and rational to me knowing something that I shouldn't have— suspect that she was under threat.

We parted on good terms.

But there is a point here: I was strangely too much effected by something that wouldn't bother normal people, and so was she.

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i had a meeting with...

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Two of the many bosses that I seem to have acquired recently; today.

They were in the slightly difficult position of wanting to tear me into strips but knowing that I had enough nous to make such ardent behaviour look suspect. So we had a slightly testy, 'here to help but you need to wake your ideas up...' conversation.

I fail to see the point of these little chats — I'll do what I do. There is a problem, me of course but also with what is expected of me. They seem to imagine that I share some common concept of what 'success' means. What they don't ask themselves it what I might be getting out of it. There's a pattern: they make decisions, I do the grunt work.

When you call someone a manager they are tempted to manage. And, all too often, such people are the very worst persons to dispense the 'wisdom'. They have a fixed idea about what is needed and everyone's role in said process. They are often megalomaniacs with a skewed version of reality pounding in their heads.

They are often stupider than stupid. In the meeting, for instance, I was told that my computer was being watched. That's a pretty stupid thing to tell me [I knew it anyway], of all the people in this building who might get round that...I might actually do terrible things, if I had a mind to. I won't, but it was annoying that I was being spied on in a way that no other member of staff would be rankles my programmer's heart.

I wonder, in my mind, what all this is for, this life, the being alive stuff... But then I find my form of madness rampant in the world and I say, 'hey, I suppose it works'.

 

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do you have moments?

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I do. I had one tonight. I had to deal with someone shouting at me because I'd made a mistake with a bill that he had been given by I. He was annoyed. What he had forgotten was that if I had charged him at the proper rate the bill would have been five times as much.

I could, I suppose, have my revenge; next year I could charge him what he owes. I could be like him and stand on my principles. But he's an OBE and will get away with whatever he wants vis-a-vie me, the universal peon. He gets to shout, I get to listen. In the end I have to do what he wants, for he has more friends, in higher places, than I do.

This type of pressure is fairly standard. So when you hear people say that Cyril Smith couldn't have got off with what he was supposed to have done, I'd say that was a lie. I'd also point out that given his prominence it wasn't in anybodies interest to stick up for the poor wee boys.

He may not have done it but there was a will to look away. After all who cares about poor wee boys.

I hate myself for being part of this.

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i walked to work today...

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It was a tasty eight o'clock as I walked along the canal; grey low-cloud with the promise of a piss-down later for sure, but the day already had attitude.

The birds were at their business, people were buzzing into work with a, 'will do' attitude. Heeling and toeing as if they were off to Mairi's wedding rather than the rather less happy business of wage-slavery. Bikers were ruthlessly running over the peons and everyone but me was talking to someone, either on their phone or in their mind. I was watching the ducks.

I was watching the ducks when I realized that everyone else was watching them too.

We all believe that there can be nobody else who feels the world like we do. Not so true.

We're all walking wishing that we were on our own. The canal is only another motorway, fun in the car-starved night, gridlock in the light.

A few hours later I walked back, it was the canal I wanted again; charming people with kids and dogs who the ducks clearly loved.

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the pills kick in...

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The taking of psychoactive drugs is always a bit of a lottery. Whether the providers: the doctors, drug-tsars or just some random who sold you a white powder in a toilet have your interest at heart doesn't really matter.

In the end it is your mind that is up for fucking. I'm good with this.  

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A personal form of...

I begin to realize that my mind is unravelling. I have a wee-bitty finished TMA, it's a piece of shit that would be horrid if my hamster, if I had one, submitted.

I begin to realize that the warning on the piece of paper, that came in the box, that the pills were in, about killing yourself might have been on the money.

That won't happen with me but the fact that I'm thinking about the subject worries me.

I've lost my way, and for once I'm scared.

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I have issues with fat 'eck, the man has the touch of the scunner about him. He has more fat-folds beneath the jaw-line than anyone has reason to have. Dr. Johnson might have been talking about 'eck when he warned about, "a scotsman on the make".

His fatness isn't at issue here; we aren't voting for him in our referendum; and to be clear we aren't voting for 'freedom!' either. We are voting for democracy. I should gloss that, by democracy I mean that we, and our politicians, will suffer from our mistakes.

I think that we all agree that Tony Blair's millions are, each and ever bank-note, stained with blood, And yet people want to grow up like him.This is a man who, by pen and fiat killed  millions. A man who walked away unscathed, with his reputation intact.

He didn't have to fiddle his accounts.

Every day some company says that I will die if I vote aye, the same companies that fuck me over on a daily basis.Do they imagine that I care? 

This is about people, it doesn't matter how much you bribe/scare/break me, you don't have the money/muscle for us all. This is the root of why scotland breaking away hurts: because money & power and individuals won't have the power to do what they want any more.

I seem to remember that Paul Daniels said that he would leave the UK if Labour won the 99 election. The useless trickster is still here and so will the greedy spins-sucking fuckwitts who have done nothing but flapped their mouths and sat in a chair.

I'll vote yes

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I was setting up for the NABs in the library [an acronym that long-ago lost its meaning, basically an exam-lite]. There were to be thirty-five desks in a space where twenty-five was stretching it. Mere R-three isn't important when management-plucking figures from the air.

The head of computing was fiddling with computers, the librarian was tutting about the stupidity of it all.

"Thirty-five is a magic number", I explained to blank looks all round. I expected better of June.

"You've seen them, the kids will have done it. We have a card playing thingee, say, so naturally we store 52, as a double at the highest possible scope and, just to make things worse, we declare it as a constant. Now you, having had the bad judgement to set the question, have a passing chance at knowing what 52 means. For me it might well be the expansion co-efficient of the observable universe..."

"I have no idea what any of that means", said the librarian.

"The sad thing is that I know just what he means", said June.

I set up twenty-five desks, which seemed to suffice.

 

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rage

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