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Youâve heard of the silver cigarette case that stopped a bullet.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-50302592
In a modern twist on this, a local tradesman fell off a ladder, but luckily his iPhone fell out of his shirt pocket and reached the ground first. He landed with his head on the phone rather than the concrete, and was spared from head injury.
Rather a nice story I think. I havenât made it up.
I turned up my nose.
Now Iâve turned up my toes.
Presenter: Your chosen subject?
Contestant: Physical geography.
Presenter: Time starts now. What name is given to a route over or through a mountainous region?
Contestant: Pass.
A besom is what we think of as a witchâs broom, a bundle of twigs lashed to a handle. The word is from the Old English besema which was once the common word for a broom.
However the twigs often came from the shrub called broom and over time the name of the plant was transferred to the long-handled brush, which is now usually called a broom rather than a besom.
Broom is cognate with bramble and comes from a root that originally seems to have meant any kind of thorny bush.
This plot in the national Botanical Gardens of Wales is set aside for flowers that will encourage pollinating insects. Photographed in September 2018.
Burglars who distract their victims by playing stringed instruments. Thatâs robbery with violins.
Unusual. Ouzo is traditionally mixed with water. But the soda was amazing, it made the drink longer but more ouzo-y, it really brought out the aniseed flavour and didnât drown the drink at all.
I believe that once Greek country folk used to make Ouzo at home and as well as aniseed would add Wormwood, the plant Artemisia, named for the goddess Artemis. From her name came also Absinthe, a famous green coloured drink, very popular into the early 20th century, but then illegalised in France and subsequently elsewhere, on the premise that it was mad, bad, and dangerous to drink, addictive and psychoactive, because of the wormwood. However absinthe had a lot of adherents in the creative world, seeÂ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AbsintheFollowing more recent recent research Absinthe is legal again. I bought some but I wasnât sure it was my favourite. Iâm good with Ouzo and Soda.
ÎŁĎΡν Ď ÎłÎľÎšÎŹ ĎÎąĎ!
PS the name Wormwood is from the same origin as Vermouth.
I tried some fermented apples, now Iâm worried about cider effects.
My cousin took this picture of a young male Great Bustard.
These birds are amongst the heaviest flying birds, possibly the heaviest. An adult male may be a metre tall, have a wing span of 2+ metres, and weigh in at up to about 20 kg.
The bird is classified as vulnerable; although it is widespread only about 40,000 survive. It lives on open grasslands and once had a British population, but was hunted to extinction in this country by the middle of the 19th century.
However the bird has been successfully reintroduced, from 2007 I believe, and there is now a breeding population of about 40. My cousin has been watching one of them and was able to get this shot, I presume of its offspring.
You can read more about the reintroduction programme here and here is an image from the same site.
In ground-breaking research announced earlier today, scientists think they have detected video signals from an alien star system.
The signals, though faint, appear to be a drama set in some sort of domestic situation. A member of the team told our reporter, âThis proves that where thereâs life thereâs soapâ.
What English word is the most difficult to pronounce? Itâs hard to say.
So weâll go no more a roving,
So late into the night.
Though the heart be still as loving
And the moon be just as bright.
For the sword outwears its sheathe,
And the soul wears out the breast.
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.
Iâm learning this poem by Lord Byron and this is as far as I got. I thought posting it here (from memory!) might help to bed it down. Is it right?
Tomorrow I will learn Stanza 3 hopefully.
Wheatear
A small perching bird with a white rump. I donât think youâd typically see one in your garden but I have been to places, such as heaths in Norfolk, where they were everywhere. When they fly away the white backside is very conspicuous and itâs generally thought that the bird was originally called a âwhite arseâ for that reason. A mixture of âfolk etymologyâ - an intuitively appealing idea about a word origin but not based on recorded evidence - and dislike of coarse words (mealy-mouthedness in fact!) morphed this into wheatears and then people felt this was a plural, so we got wheatear.
Compare with pea; there were originally no peas but there was pease pudding (âPease pudding hot, pease pudding cold, pease pudding in the pot, nine days oldâ); this sounds like a plural, so back-formation led to pea.
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What jokes can you tell over the internet? Onliners.
Isohyet
A line on a climate map, connecting points of equal rainfall.
Alpha leather
Beta drum
Gamma long way
Delta lousy hand
Epsilon way to Tipperary
Zeta party of six
Eta hearty meal
Theta it
Iota load of money
Kappa civil tongue in your head
Lambda baby sheep
Mu like a cat
Nu are Wildebeest
Xi sickness
Omicron!
Pi for now
Rho your boat
Sigma Freud
Tau the line
Upsilon Dion
Phi on you
Chi to the door
Psi of relief
Omega!
Three men walked into a bar. The fourth was in a wheelchair.
"When you've seen one plank, you've seen them all", said Tom with a bored expression.
My cousin Connor believes the world is run by pirates. Behind his back we call this âConâs piracy theoryâ.
"Let Us Now Praise Famous Men" is a choral work by Ralph Vaughan Williams. I was listening to it tonight, and thought how the words have always moved me, particularly the last four lines.
Let us now praise famous men,
And our Fathers that begat us.
Such as did bear rule in their kingdoms,
Men renowned for their power.
Leaders of the people
By their counsels and by their knowledge.
Such as found out musical tunes,
And recited verses in writing:
All these were honoured in their generations,
And were the glory of their times.
And some there be which have no memorial;
Who are perished, as though they had never been.
Their bodies are buried in peace;
But their name liveth for ever more.
The text is adapted from Ecclesiasticus 44. Ecclesiasticus is in a section of the Bible (the
Apocrypha = Greek From hidden) between the Old and New Testaments, and not always considered as worthy of inclusion, although the balance of opinion across time and place has felt it deserves its place, and I concur.
Finally I though you might like to see the passage (as it was originally) in the first printing of the King James Bible. The image is from https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Ecclesiasticus-Chapter-44_Original-1611-KJV/
Socrates. Was he just trying to Confucius?
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