The authorities are after a couple of bad guys. Apparently they are Juan, Ted.
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Itâs a sorry site.
This fearsome creature is a robot wolf.
The city of Takikawa in Hokkaido has been having problems with bears venturing into the city after food.
So the city has invested in robot wolves with motion detectors. The robot wolves have bared teeth, flashing red eyes, and a repetoire of 60+ noises that bears find frightening. A bit like a mechanical scarecrow, but for bears.
You can see a robot bear in action here
Thinking about the Round Table PuzzleÂ
https://learn1.open.ac.uk/mod/oublog/viewpost.php?post=232912I wondered how many seats there are supposed to have been at the Round Table and whether communication (or even staying out of the rain) would have been feasible.
From the Wikipedia article Knights of the Round Table I got some useful information. Many have written about the Round Table, but among them the seating statistics can be summarised as follows
minimum 12
mode (commonest value); in the range 100-300, letâs say 200
maximum 1500+
What we want to know is the diameter of the table, and since this is only a back-of-an-envelope estimate weâll say pi = 3. And ignoring social distancing it would be fair to assume each knight occupied 1 m of circumference.
My calculations
Minimum 12/3 = 4 m; big table, youâd need to shout; table easily fits indoors.
Mode 200/3 = 60+ m; loud hailers required; can be accommodated in a banqueting hall.
Maximum 1500/3 = 500 m (half a km!) ; telecoms required; only possible outside.
This post is a summarised preprint of a piece I plan to submit to Significance.
My latest book is about turtles. It's only available in hardback.
The garnish on the noodle is a seaweed, aonori, also called green laver.
Q. ďťżWhat word is not the same as itself?
A. My answer: "Any word, apart from 'itself', but my favourite is 'sausage'."
Have you ever thoughtâwhen you say, "I can't say fairer than that"âyou just have?
I didnât get this one at first. Then it clicked.
âCan I use the dial please?â
âNo! Itâs mine all mine, bwahaha!â
Q. What goes "99, 100, Phew!"
A. A centipede counting its legs.
This intersting little animal is a pademelon, a kind of marsupial, related to kanaroos and wallabies.
I had never heard of pademelons, but the name came up in a quiz tonight. There are seven species but the Wikpepdia article is a bit sparse on detail.
Here's a video from of young pademelons playing.
This is a sawn-down version of a puzzle "Arranging cats and dogs" that Matt Parker recently posted on YouTube.
In our version we have a pair of cats, and eight cushions. We want to seat each cat on its own cushion, with the restriction that they cannot occupy adjacent cushions, in case they start a cat fight. Here is one possible arrangement.
You see the cats are not next to one another, so the rule is satisfied.
The question is: how many possible arrangements are there? What if there were 9 cushions? Or 10? Can you give a general formula?
Iâve been asked to write a short piece on procrastination. But I can do it later.
Q. How does an ant whoâs not driving a taxi any longer feel?
A. Exuberant.Â
âThat ditch is swarming with some kind of insectâ, said Tom trenchantly.
A cat can look at a queen.
Cats have nine lives.
How many shopping days till Christmas?
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Every dog has his day.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Many hands make light work.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
Birds of a feather flock together.
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Itâs always darkest just before the dawn.
Thereâs light at the end of the tunnel.
How many shopping days till Christmas?
Donât count your chickens before they are hatched.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
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Cut your coat according to your cloth.
A stitch in time saves nine.
How many shopping days till Christmas.
Beggars canât be choosers.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
This features my friend Mike Lloyd playing a duet, remotely of course, with Sebastian Pompilio, a professional guitarist and guitar teacher based in Argentina.
Mike says they did the duet with a lot of help from audio/video editing software, recording parts separately and then stitching them together.
An old shelf collapsed today, sadly; a bottle of Port fell and broke. No use crying, but why is Port called Port?
It's named for Oporto which means 'The port' in Portugese. I knew that but wanted to dig deeper.
Portugal itself seems to have been named in Latin, Portus Cale, the first element meaning port or gate or mountain pass etc. in Latin, the second a Celtic name, of a deity, or a people, or lots of other possibilites, see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Portugal#Etymology
But what about Latin portus? What are its origins? I was surprised. It is conjecturered to stem from a word pertus = crossing in the long-ago origin of most (but not all!) European languages.
So, even more surprisingly perhaps, the English word ford has the same origin. Grimm's laws documented that words that began with 'p' or 'q' in Greek or Latim have mutated to start with 'f' in Germanic languages, so e.g.
pater (Latin) -> father
pisce (Latin) -> fish
pyre (Greek) -> fire
pente (Greek) -> five
quercus (Latin) -> fir (not the same tree, but the same word root)
pothi (Greek) -> foot
If you want to feed in anything more, you have an opportunity to do so in the Comments.
Tonight Winter knocked at my door
But Spring was peeping over her shoulder.
Death. Is it just around the coroner?
Is Ricotta hotter.
Or is Feta better?
I heard this scientist going on about "Black coals in space", I thought hey look in my cellar.
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