If rumours of a possible appearance by Noel
Gallagher as a judge on the X Factor are true then all I can say is
‘NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Noel, don’t do it, pulleeeeese!
If this turns out to be true, then it will go down
as another black day in the history of human kind, like the day the first
McDonalds opened in Moscow or the day Robert Plant accepted a knighthood. It’s a bitter disappointment when your heroes
sell out, Plant I could overcome to some degree, at least he was English but
Bob Geldof will never be forgiven. His honorary
knighthood, for Live Aid, was just too much. Firstly, because he was Irish but mainly because he came to fame on the
punk wave of the late 70’s, this made it doubly unforgiveable. You sold your soul Geldof, but not to rock
and roll, shame on you!!!
My first big music hero, like many others, was none
other than David Bowie, and recent reports of a comeback were a surprise to me because he’s always been a regular in my music collection so, for me, he has
always been there. David Bowie was my
first love and I still love him, even more so now because I read recently that
he turned down both a CBE and a knighthood. Way to go Bowmeister, I’ll luv ya forever!!!
My favourite Bowie album is Hunky Dory but my
favourite song is Drive in Saturday from the Aladdin Sane album, the saxophone
on that song raises the hairs on the back of my neck every time I hear it. Aladdin Sane was my teenage rebellion album,
songs like Time, with its sexually provocative lyrics used to drive my mother
nuts, her being ultra Catholic, so I used to ramp the volume up whenever it
came on.
The TV is so crap these days, I’ve been listening to
a lot more music recently, George Harrison has been getting a lot of play round
my house and I’m awaiting the arrival of a Sparks CD, Kimono My House, remember
them from the 1970’s, I loved the strangeness of the Mael brothers. I’m going to stick my neck out and predict a
renewed interest in them.
By the way, none of these albums belonged to me,
they belonged to my older brother who had great taste in music and it was
through him that I was first introduced to Bowie. He still has all his albums
too, now there’s a collection worth robbing!!
Although, I probably have most of the same albums now, anyway. My brother didn’t allow us to play his records
and used to keep them locked up in a case but my sister and I were able to open
the lock with a hair clip and played them when he was out, well, what’s the
point of having older siblings if you can’t borrow their stuff!
I didn’t have the money to buy LP’s when I was young
but I got a job the summer I turned 13 and bought my first Bowie single, Young
Americans. I haven’t bought the new CD yet but it’s on my to-buy list. Bowie
has so much symbolism for my generation, he was never just a singer, he was an
artiste, and he drove the parents crazy!
That’s one thing I really miss about the changes to
how we buy our music, there’s nothing special about downloading a piece of
music compared to buying an LP which had its own ritual. Everything was much more expensive back in
the day. You had to save your pocket
money if you wanted to buy an LP. Then,
when you had the money saved, there was the whole experience of going around
your local music shops, and spending a Saturday afternoon just browsing through
the records before deciding what to buy. There would be deep discussions between you and your friends before the
purchase would be made, as the covers were taken out and examined in
detail. LP covers were like works of art
and there were some amazing ones, like Led Zeppelin’s, Physical Graffiti or the
futuristic landscapes on the great prog rock band, Yes’s covers. Browsing through the records was probably the
teenage equivalent of walking around an art gallery now. Then when you had made your purchase and headed
out around town to show it off to your peers. Now, that was a big deal, everyone would ask what you had bought and
your coolness lived and died by it, and if your choice was approved you walked
tall all day.
There are many advantages to all our modern technology
but it is robbing us of so many great experiences too, and I am grieving the
loss of HMV. There are only two shops I
love to visit now, HMV was one, the other is any bookshop anywhere, and they’re
rapidly disappearing too. If the local
bookshop goes, I’ll have no reason to go out again. It seems, the more
connections we make online, the less connections we have with real people out
in the real world. Sad...
